Isn't it annoying when sharks keep biting your gun to try to steal your honey? Well, with our new Honey Wash technology, you won't ever need to worry about sharks stealing your honey ever again! We've created a gun with genetically modified bees that produ...

Once a weapon used by poor men who couldn't afford to buy bug spray. Meet the Bee Keeper! We've gotten permission from fellow bee farm owners to get a bigger version of the weapon they use to keep bugs away from their hives. Thank goodness for that. Now we...

Ever get the feeling in the ocean that you keep getting eaten by sharks too much? Well, the Exterminator does just that! I mean... the opposite of that! Not only will you live and get to tell the tale of your buddies getting smashed in by a hammerhead, you...

We've finally created the equivalent of a tazer for underwater dangers! The Honey Tapper not only stuns sharks, it turns the insides of sharks into liquid honey! With food being so scarce in the deep blue sea, you now have a nice big ol' protective membran...