You are going to play hard, so you need to look hard.


Keep a cool head duing gaming with this hot cap. Wear it backwards when pubbing, because you need the extra concentration.


Protect your eyes from harmful blue light and haters.


Keep your energy levels high to ball at your max.


When you ball as hard as you will following this guide, you gotta keep your cool. Guy gamers wanna be you, girl gamers wanna be with you, so be chill. With 5 other players, and your 2 groupies spectating your every move, your swag will help you maintain your chill and be the best you can.

These are your weapons of mass destruction. With them no zed can withstand your sheer dank force of power.

The Winchester is your primary gun, use it to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and get dosh. Aint no CoD ♥♥♥ laser sight or scope on this bad boy. 360 no scope your way through trash like the pr0 you are.

RPG is the big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, for when you need to blow ♥♥♥♥ up. Nothing more to say.

Shut dis ♥♥♥♥♥ up wid ur Winchester. You da man and no woman be chatting back to u. Headshot to make her stfu.

Dis angry punk cant do shi when you stun him. No burnin ur ass with a headshot.

The first of the big dogs. Show him that Demo is OP and you can rek him back to Unreal Engine 2.
6 player health Hell on Earth Scrake cant do sheeet to you.

This guy be tripping thinking he can mess with a DEMO. Show him ur da biggest baddest dawg this side of 8 mile.
Aiiiight, I got messed upa bit, but this 6 player health Hell on Earth Fleshpound was put down. And your crew wood tank this beast for you in a proper game.

Just try this guide and and you will be an XxMLG_PUSSAY_DESTROYERxX l33t pr0.

If you find this guide too hard to follow because you a nub, try C4+ Medic SMG + Katana. Trust.