Manish
Manish
Greater London, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
I'm a v big deal on the internet computer machine. If you want to add me, you must write a six paragraph request, double spaced.
I will be grading it for grammar.

I am a victim of eye strain, and have been left with pretty severe PTSD. If you are snooping my profile for background info before you reply to one of my forums posts, due to your own insecurities and overly judgemental view on who is worthy of deserving your time and sage advice, then please be aware of my trigger.

During the MeToo movement, horrific information about my dark past was discovered and almost came to light. But upon further investigation by Marie Claire journalists, my gluten intolerance was revealed, and they buried my story to prevent harming the Gluten Free trend at the time. The brave journalist that uncovered my regrettable past would have been awarded a Pulitzer, instead they sacrificed global recognition for the good of mankind.

My Business
If you are here because you heard I was a connoisseur of dank memes and epic vines, then I can tailor make a custom meme to suit your specifications. Pricing varies on the dankness of the meme you require, which I shall grade myself. If you are unsure about the accuracy of my grading system, you can have the meme professionally graded (at your own cost) by our in house memeologist. I only accept bank and PayPal transfer.

I've currently also got a side hustle of being a professional dab choreographer, you can find my profile on SkillShare.com if you are interested.

My pronoun varies based on the apparent retrograde motion of Mercury during the time of conversation. To correctly refer to me with the correct pronoun and avoid seeming like a bigot, please download the Pronoun Calculator app, which automatically translate your phones date and time with the complex formulas of Mercury in rotation compared the Earth’s orbit, and translate that figure with my identifier variance table to provide you with my current pronoun.

I live walking distance from my local police station. If another person uses my NFT (the one in my pfp) without my consent, I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has been verified mathematically on the block-chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price....

P.S I'm Vegan.
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I'm a v big deal on the internet computer machine. If you want to add me, you must write a six paragraph request, double spaced.
I will be grading it for grammar.

I am a victim of eye strain, and have been left with pretty severe PTSD. If you are snooping my profile for background info before you reply to one of my forums posts, due to your own insecurities and overly judgemental view on who is worthy of deserving your time and sage advice, then please be aware of my trigger.

During the MeToo movement, horrific information about my dark past was discovered and almost came to light. But upon further investigation by Marie Claire journalists, my gluten intolerance was revealed, and they buried my story to prevent harming the Gluten Free trend at the time. The brave journalist that uncovered my regrettable past would have been awarded a Pulitzer, instead they sacrificed global recognition for the good of mankind.

My Business
If you are here because you heard I was a connoisseur of dank memes and epic vines, then I can tailor make a custom meme to suit your specifications. Pricing varies on the dankness of the meme you require, which I shall grade myself. If you are unsure about the accuracy of my grading system, you can have the meme professionally graded (at your own cost) by our in house memeologist. I only accept bank and PayPal transfer.

I've currently also got a side hustle of being a professional dab choreographer, you can find my profile on SkillShare.com if you are interested.

My pronoun varies based on the apparent retrograde motion of Mercury during the time of conversation. To correctly refer to me with the correct pronoun and avoid seeming like a bigot, please download the Pronoun Calculator app, which automatically translate your phones date and time with the complex formulas of Mercury in rotation compared the Earth’s orbit, and translate that figure with my identifier variance table to provide you with my current pronoun.

I live walking distance from my local police station. If another person uses my NFT (the one in my pfp) without my consent, I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has been verified mathematically on the block-chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price....

P.S I'm Vegan.
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Modest Mauser 30 Jul @ 7:13pm 
I think it's important to pick the right doomsday cult by what they offer you. What I mean is, Christianity doesn't really offer you much of anything, worldly speaking, they actually want you to give them money, so that's no good. Heaven's Gate, gave you Nike's and they were early users of the Internet and even had a website, which shows they were organized and serious about dying for something really dumb or maybe cool.
Modest Mauser 27 Jul @ 3:04pm 
If someone offers to "suck you off", it doesn't mean they're a vampire, and you should kill them. It means something different.
Modest Mauser 23 Jul @ 7:52am 
Ozzy Osborne died, I guess. Read a bat bit his head off. RIP to a real one, even though I really didn't care about Black Sabbath one way or another.
Modest Mauser 16 Jul @ 7:08am 
Hey, I stole the Book Mobile from out front of the women's clinic while the driver was inside on the toilet. Now we got the perfect vehicle for our human trafficking side business. Come by tomorrow and help me figure out what to do with all these damn books.
Modest Mauser 10 Jul @ 6:17am 
Manish, I'm having a house party. It's not my house, because I'm not you peoples servant that cleans up after your slovenly asses, but listen. In America, we all hold red cups and stand around until someone does something stupid/cool, and then we say "woo" and go back to what we were doing(standing around). I hope this helps you integrate yourself into our "party scene" so you don't feel awkward.
Modest Mauser 4 Jul @ 9:58am 
I just hope on this Independence Day, that Tallin is blowing up Chinese fireworks made in Bangladesh, and reminding everyone in earshot he was a Marine that probably worked solely in the cafeteria over 30 years ago.