Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Gordon Ramsay Ice Cubes Recipe
By anchør
I'm publishing this recipe because I'm sure that there are other families who have members, who don't know how or have forgotten how to make ice when the ice tray is empty.
   
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You will need
2 ƒucking cups of water (approximately)
2 ƒucking tablespoons of ƒucking water (additional if needed)
Directions
•Empty the ƒucking ice cubes that are left in the bloody trays (if there are any left) into the bin.
•Take the bloody trays over to the sink and fill them with ƒucking cold water.
•Place the water filled ice trays back in the bloody freezer.
•Replace the ƒucking ice bin if you had to remove it.

•Shut the ƒucking door to the freezer.
How to use Ice cubes
•Simply take them out of the ƒucking freezer.
•Pick your favorite beverage.
•Pour the bloody beverage into a cup.
•Put the ƒucking ice cubes in it.
•Enjoy!
For Advance Users
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Ice and Slow

•Give your guy/women two cubes, one in each hand, and place them on your belly button.( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

•Have him/her slowly crawl up your stomach to your neck and then direct him/her to make wide circular spirals around your man boobs/breasts, slowly closing in on your nipples.( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)

•Once he’s/she's finished, the drink of water you offer him/her from your belly button will be well deserved.ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ
Check out my profile for other guides(つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
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20 Comments
A SoloQ Adventure™ 9 May, 2018 @ 9:25pm 
HALP
A SoloQ Adventure™ 9 May, 2018 @ 9:25pm 
I dith'n nawata do wi my ton tho it thuck na ona doe
Lizzy 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:20am 
Instrunctions unclear.
A F_ucking frog got frozen in my freezer.
So i took it out.
And it was still alive.
Orpheus 26 May, 2017 @ 12:10pm 
Instructions unclear
I became the ice cube.
Griff_IRL 1 May, 2016 @ 2:56pm 
instructions unclear, got dick stuck in pyros phlog whilst reading
Snaz (Music to Duel By) 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:26pm 
7.8/10 too much water ign best :steamsalty:
Hidden Frog 4 Jan, 2016 @ 9:03am 
Instructions unclear, got my genitalia stuck in the ice cube tray
Smile 3 Jan, 2016 @ 11:21pm 
Instructions Unclear got my Phlog stuck in the Start New Disscusions Button
Dorsal 2 Jan, 2016 @ 9:41pm 
Instructions Unclear, I accidentally shitted in my ice tray.
Hunkry 2 Jan, 2016 @ 6:35pm 
Instructions Unclear, acidentaly put icecube in wrong side of frezzer