"Dear Grim Reaper,

I stopped using the negev several years ago. It made things too easy. Don't worry, I won't use it against your army. If you are not happy with the coal I sent, perhaps some hot metal or lead would make your heart feel warmer. Oh, that's true. You don't have a heart because you're already dead. Well, come at me. I can kill you a second time. Come with your friends, if you have any.
Oh, by the way, I got rid of the minions you sent to kill me. They couldn't resist my juan deags.

Guess what? You're next.

Yours truly,
Santa Claus

PS: Your minions taste awful, even with ketchup. Please be considerate and bring tastier ones. Thank you."

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A bit more simple, a bit more badass. Santa Claus reloading a deagle! Damn right.
Feedback appreciated! Would like to know what to consider when making new stickers. :)



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