Whether seducing the queen of Luxembourg, conning the Rockefellers, planning a heist on your ultra-yacht, or merely impersonating the conductor of a philharmonic, the full evening dress is the ideal attire for any situation in which the gentleman of espionage may find himself between the hours of exactly 6:00 PM and 1:00 AM.

Guaranteed at least 300% more formal than the next leading suit, the full evening dress will make your merely tuxedoed friends appear to be wearing mustard-stained wife-beaters by comparison, or your money back*!

*Offer void if waistcoat worn below hem of tailcoat.