The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Tanners, are you sick of smelling like urine and feces? Do you want something more out of life?

WELL! How 'bout earning some Smithing XP for all the (literal) $#@! you put up with?

What's that, you say? "But <mod author>, what about <rival mod>? Can't I do that already??"

"Well yeah, obviously, but can you earn XP when you're out in the wilderness, surviving the harsh winters of Frostfall[www.nexusmods.com], with nothing but some pee-soaked hides and a portable tanning rack!?"

Yeah, you'd die. And without Smithing XP. Obviously!

The latest and greatest product from Rockville Game Studios seeks to change all that!

We've taken advantage of the fact that our sole employee created a fantastic product in his spare time that we can now claim the rights to due to the legal agreement he signed when we hired him! (Seriously, this is how software development works.)

Introducing OMNISMITH!!

OMNISMITH! allows you to earn Smithing XP for all the silly, little crafting projects you take on.

Cutting expensive leather into strips? Check.

Shoveling metal into a smelter? Check.

Whittling the bones of poor, defenseless animals? Check, check, and check!

"But <mod author>, what if I was not born a hunter[www.nexusmods.com]?"

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

BLACK @#$%ING MAGIC!

No seriously, this plug thing[www.nexusmods.com] our (former) employee made is great! It combines with some kind of extension cable and makes it so that you don't have to have any of the stuff we support.

DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE TODAY!

For a full list of supported products, please see the following, full list of supported products:
  • Smelter
  • Tanning Rack
  • Carpenter's Workbench from Hearthfire
  • Tailoring Loom from Tailoring
  • Scrimshaw from Hunterborn
  • Tanning Rack from Frostfall
  • Survival Skills from Frostfall
  • Anything else that uses the keywords associated with the above items.
Interested in having your favorite product added to this list? Please contact <mod author> today!
8 Comments
Kad 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:30pm 
awesome love it thank you for bringing an entertaining and useful mod - I will try it soon
ShaggywitdaBaggy 8 Aug, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
You were sent by the gods weren't you?
Canadian_Zac 27 Apr, 2016 @ 9:53am 
Does this work for Hearthfire house building? It annoyed me that you get Smithing Xp for making daggers, but not for building a house.
sailtheplains 6 Feb, 2016 @ 11:46am 
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

lol "We've taken advantage of the fact that our sole employee created a fantastic product in his spare time" - That made me laugh.

Will try. For good advertising. :D
Leop 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:17am 
Is this teleshopping? xD
Kain-Xavier  [author] 25 Aug, 2015 @ 7:50am 
40% satire, 30% entertainment, 20% creative writing exercise, and 10% allusion.
LuigisPikachu 25 Aug, 2015 @ 7:19am 
funny, you have gone overboard with the Joke(?).
Kain-Xavier  [author] 23 Aug, 2015 @ 12:47am 
Dear <mod user>,

Please remember to download and install SKSE and the KMX Utility Plugin [www.nexusmods.com]. This will ensure our product, OMNISMITH!!, work as advertised (read: at all).