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Easiest enemy in the game, can't jump and only walk straight. Has only 50 health. Appears at start of survival.
The cannibals where a race of beings created by The Man's magic. With the man missing, these deadly creatures haven't been reported by any soldier or local. No expert is entirely sure what a 'Canadian' is but thats what they were called by there companions. They claw and bite and slash their prey and eat their rotten corpse: Boring Man has killed thousands of these creatures, with his famous description of them being: 'They only move left and right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!'

Jumps the whole time. Has only 50 health. Appears at start of game.
If The Man's minions where to capture any soldier or civilians, they would be tortured to death anb be used as servants. These poor people would have they mouthes stitched shut and eyes gauged out, and brainwashed into jumping up and down for the rest of his days. The insanity that swirls their mind caused them to attack Boring Man on sight, their sense of smell and feel was very keen, almost supernatural.

Easy enemies with guns. Appears at wave 10. Has only 50 health.
The Blue Soldiers where a mafia based in dyson city. They would do organized drug trafficking, and illegally move guns arround the city. In the early days of the wars, the man needed bodies that had an ounce of intelligence to actually complete his tasks. He then hired the services of the Blue Soldier Mafia. Boring Man has slain many of these merciless thugs, as they would unknowingly plummet Somewhere Land and themselfs into doom.

These are the enemies you should look out for, because these enemies kill you the most. Appears at wave 31.
The purples were a war-like, ancient race of stick-people who lived thousands of years before disappearing. Some say they where destroyed by The Man, but history implies they were a very strong people and something greater might've destroyed them. The Man once revived an handful of these people though a cloning process and made them his servants. The clones where extensively trained with modern weaponry, and used. While they were formidable foes, Boring Man made them re-extinct once more and put them to rest forever.

Belongs to the purples and a very dangerous enemy. Appears at wave 51.



The ninjas are a specially trained unit under command by The Man's forces. Appears at wave 67.
They specialize in swords, kunai and other sharp weaponary and believe there is no honor in using guns. They move much more quickly then the average stick person, and are quite deadly in enclosed space.


Bomb dude is a dude that throws bomb (duh). Appears at wave 91.
Bomb dude first attacked boring man with a jetpack and dropping bombs on him. This strategy wasn't effective and he was defeated quite quickly. He then built a deadly machine witch attacked Boring Man, wich dropped huge TNT crates with enough blasting power to destroy a mansion. Bomb Dude specializes in explosives but is deafeated times and times again by Boring Man's quick thinking

Enemy's with fist that can teleport and shoot fireballs. Appears at wave 82.
The Man's Disciples are a regilous organization wich has completely embraced the potential fate of The Man taking over the planet. Due to their constant worship and idolization of the false demigod, they have been granted some of his power, wich allows them to throw fire balls and teleport. They wear masks because the power of The Man's magic corrupted their flesh, and make them gruesome to look at. Their only purpose in life is to hasten the destruction of stick kind and silence those who oppose him

Manlings are an incredibly powerfull enemy, they will be coming at wave 350 in an endless wave to destroy everyone.
Manlings are an unique sight, and those who see them rarely live to tell the tale. It turns out that if the opposition is a force to be reckoned with, The Man will send out his 'childeren' to quickly stomp out the problem. Not much is know about them, but rumors has it they are the newly born of whatever species The Man is. Hence the name, the Manlings

These are all the drinks you need to know and their stats.

Larger
Increas max health by 3.




Cider
2% chance to get triple damge when killing enemy.




Ale
Increase weapon damage by 2.




Moonshine
Increase reload speed by 2%.




Wine
Max health increases by 1 every kill. Reset on death.





whiskey
5% chance enemy will drop ammo box when killed.


Smokes
Doing the /smoke emote overheals to max. Consumed on use.




Martini
Weapon change speed increas by 15%.





Jagerbomb
5% chance projectile will release a EMP blast.





Tequila
Heal by 3 after each kill.





Cigar
1 extra life every 25 kills.





Joint
Decreases bullet spread by 4%.




Stout
Increases run speed by 2%.




Margarita
Increases rate of fire by 3%.




Vodka
Doing the /drink emote enables triple damage. consumed on use.





Gin and tonic
Opening chests heals 25 health. over heals as well.





Bloody mary
Recovers 1 health every 5 secs.




Screwdriver
5% chance to do 200 damage with a punch.





Sake
Increases melee damage by 6.





Rubbing alcohol
Restores full health if health falls under 25%. consumed on use.

For this, I will need your help. If you have an load-out that is good with survival. Please share by messaging me using this format:


Weapon 1:
Weapon 2:
Weapon 3: (grenades, EMP, ETC)

Tactic on how to use loadout:


Weapon 1: medigun
Weapon 2: acid gun
Weapon 3: skateboard

Use with rocket madness.


Weapon 1: Shotgun
Weapon 2: Automatic Shotgun
Weapon 3: Heal Grenade

Use the shotgun for main attacking and the auto shotgun for attacking a big group. Only reload the auto shotgun if you are safe.


Weapon 1: Medigun
Weapon 2: Your own weapon.
Weapon 3: Heal Grenade

Basicly the medic for your team, be sure to stay most of the time out of danger.


Weapon 1: Pump Shotgun
Weapon 2: Light Rockets
Weapon 3: Jetpack

Good loadout if you know what to do.


Weapon 1: Machine Gun
Weapon 2: Chain Gun
Weapon 3: Jetpack
A loadout that's meant to kill everything in an area with little effort, stick to medics like glue to survive


Weapon 1: Chain gun
Weapon 2: grapple
Weapon 3: any grenade (preffered healing)

1. Always stay off the ground.
2. Don't try to get in a line of sight of any enemy.
3. Share the locations of chests if one spawn, that will make sure that you and your teammates will survive for a long time.

Thanks to Shrodu for the info about manlings.
Thanks to Maxsta for some pictures of some enemies.
Thanks to Spasman for creating this wonderful game.
Thanks to ethan for telling me when purples spawn.