DayZ
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How To Suicide Like A Man
By stitch and 1 collaborators
Want to know how to suicide?

There is only one way.
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How to suicide
Step 1. Get a pen

Step 2. Hold the pen

Step 3. Hit F11

Step 4. Look at it

Step 5. Left click

Step 6. Die

Step 7. Realize how brilliant that was

Step 8. Repeat Step 1-8
75 Comments
rangetrash 25 Jan @ 4:17pm 
damn we really are getting old now
Matijos 7 Apr, 2024 @ 3:16am 
They still did not add the pen back after 4 years
Grynders 27 Feb, 2024 @ 2:25am 
Hows college going
Zylva 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24pm 
1-800-273-8255
Archangel 7 Oct, 2020 @ 7:07am 
Ill do this in 4 years when they finally re-add the pen lmao
TyrλnnoWright 28 Sep, 2020 @ 10:54pm 
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
Mine 25 Sep, 2020 @ 4:34pm 
woah
stitch  [author] 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
Well it does if you killed yourself and were just were born again
Mine 25 Sep, 2020 @ 11:04am 
it feels like only yesterday that suicide was added to dayz
stitch  [author] 23 Sep, 2020 @ 4:45pm 
I wrote this when I was in middle school, now I'm looking to late go to college next year. lol