Step 1: Dress to Impress

Purple suit? Check.
No pants? Even better.
Style > Logic. Always. 💅

Step 2: Cause Mayhem

Traffic laws are optional.
If it moves, hit it.
If it explodes, stand closer for the screenshot. 📸

Step 3: Respect the Saints

Actually, don’t. Just throw grenades and dance.
That’s how true leadership works.

Done.

Congrats, you’re officially the Boss of Steelport — the most chaotic hero money can buy. 💸