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GodBlaster Trap

Hello AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you value security over prevention of property destruction and/or vandalism?
Do you praise John Browning as the one true firearms god?
Do you wish there was an easier way to make salsa and/or ground meat?

Then i present to you,

THE GODBLASTER!!!

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Its STILL simple!

Step 1: Line up small I-beams with floor, then place.
Step 2: Have a subject walk onto the button.
Step 3: Traumatize your Janitor!

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We know you have a choice in selecting your sins against god, so we here at TrapCo. Thank you for choosing us.

[WARRANTY VOID IF IT DOESN'T STOP FIRING]

[NOTE: AMMUNITION SOLD SEPARATELY. (JUST KIDDING.)]