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Brazen Bull

Hello There!!

Have you founded the roman empire and need a torture device for your enemies?
Has your friend not shut the hell up about labubu dolls for the past week?
Has Chipotle Human Grill not cooked your meal well enough?

Then i present to you,

THE BRAZEN BULL!!

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Its simple!

Step 1: Press the green wired button to open the back of the bull.
Step 2: Place your subject inside the bull. (Psst! they fit better in the cower position!)
Step 3: Press the green button again to close the bull's back.
Step 4: Press the red wired button to heat the bull.
Step 5: Enjoy the results!!

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We know you have a choice in selecting your sins against god, so we here at TrapCo. Thank you for choosing us.

[WARRANTY VOID IF WOODEN PLATFORM CATCHES FIRE]

[FOR BEST RESULTS, INJECT SUBJECT WITH:
-1 DOSE OF ULTRA-STRENGTH
-1 DOSE OF ADRENALINE
BEFORE ADMINISTERING TO BULL]