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MJO KeyCard Mod

Mod Description:

- Adds one (yes, just one) shiny little keycard to your game. That’s it. No doors, no loot rooms, no secret bunkers, no “hidden mega base full of M4s.” Just. One. Keycard.

- It does absolutely nothing. Zero. Nada. You can pick it up, stare at it, maybe roleplay that you’re going to Area 51, but that’s the peak of its functionality.

- This mod exists purely to test a theory: How many server owners will install it without reading this description and then spam “BRO, WHERE DOOR???” in the comments?

Spoiler: probably a lot.

So yeah… enjoy your useless piece of plastic. Or don’t. Either way, you’ll still have a keycard.

Features:

✅ 1 keycard

❌ Nothing else

💡 Endless disappointment for players who thought this unlocked something

Planned Updates:

Maybe 2 keycards.

A “You’ve been clickbaited” sound effect when picked up.

A FAQ for confused admins who didn’t read this far.

FAQ:
Q: How do I add the doors/loot this keycard unlocks?
A: You don’t. There aren’t any.

Q: But surely it has a purpose?
A: Surely you should have read the description.

Q: Will there be compatibility with [Insert Actual Keycard Mod Here]?
A: It’s a piece of plastic. It is compatible with your hands.

Q: Why does this exist?
A: Because people don’t read descriptions, and now we all get to laugh about it.


CLASSNAME: MJO_KeyCard