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Scout

Inspired by Team Fortress 2's trash-talking Boston speedster, with an arsenal and set of skills that remain faithful to the media in which he originated.

- TRAITS -

Crepe Crusher ["What's with these freakin' blue chuckleheads dragging their knuckles around my stomping grounds? I oughta introduce them to pop and pepper!"]

Slippery Target ["I'm a freakin' blur here!"]

Computer Illiterate ["You seriously believe I got time for this nerd-tech crap? Egghead."]

- STARTING ITEMS -

Shotgun

Pistol

Baseball Bat ["Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"]

Beer [After pestering the resistance long enough if they had any "bonk" on them, they had to offer him the closest available item resembling something they've never heard of, let alone possess]

Critter Upper ["Random crits are fair and balanced!"]

- BIG QUEST -

Turf War ["Seriously, what's the blue team doing in my city!? If nobody else is stepping up, somebody oughta turn and clean up!"]