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St. Greenwood Penitentiary

Once a bustling lumber mill, now a barely-functioning prison. Watch out for rusted saws, lazy guards, and the ankle-deep "moat." Escaping this disaster of a prison couldn't be that hard right?




Dear $name.

Welcome to St. Greenwood Penitentiary – your new home, sanctuary, and, with any luck, a place for deep reflection! To clear up any rumors: Yes, this facility was indeed built on the remnants of the old Greenwood Lumber Mill. Rather than waste such a historic site, we've kept most of the original equipment (don’t touch anything with blades), giving the place a rustic charm. Security here is top-notch! We have the highest grade camera systems and contraband detectors, and a mighty moat surrounding the prison, so don't get your hopes up! Behave yourself, and you might just enjoy your stay.

- Warden SeaMonkee