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Cycloflair - Slow - Toffee Cream

*This version is purely visual and does not provide a cooling effect. A functional that provides cooling will be available soon, but it will no longer allow objects to be placed underneath it.



Cycloflair
Now on Exhibit at the Museum of Mild Gusts

Behold the gentle marvels of modern airflow, three distinct Cycloflair specimens, each operating at the world‑record slowest spin ever attempted in human history. Please do not try to catch one of these breezes; they move at approximately the speed of a very polite snail.

Mini (3‑Blade Slow): Classified under “Almost Still Air.” Perfect for that corner where you want the illusion of movement but without the actual effort. Recommended for hushed galleries and suspiciously quiet gift shops.

Midi (4‑Blade Slow): Officially part of the “Subtle Gust” collection. Four blades rotate in a majestic waltz so gentle you might forget they’re there ideal for patient visitors and nap‑friendly benches.

Grand (5‑Blade Slow): Crown jewel of the “Barely a Breeze” wing. Five blades choreographed into an epic yet imperceptible performance. Best for grand halls where you need airflow… theoretically.

Curators note: All three variants are available in one single modpack. Please do not feed them after midnight, and remember, they only work at “museum‑approved” speeds. Enjoy your stately stroll through the world of deliberate dawdle!


Toffee Cream
Developed in collaboration with the Department of Dessert-Inspired Engineering, Toffee Cream offers a rich swirl of cozy creams and buttery beiges. It’s smooth, it’s sweet, and it might be slightly edible (legal says it’s not). Ideal for facilities that demand warmth, class, and the faint scent of pudding. Comes with a free imaginary spoon.