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Cycloflair - Fast - Toffee Cream

*This version is purely visual and does not provide a cooling effect. A functional cooling version will be available soon, but it will no longer allow objects to be placed underneath it.



Cycloflair
Now on Exhibit at the Museum of Mighty Whirls

Behold the thunderous marvels of modern airflow, three distinct Cycloflair specimens, each spinning at breakneck speeds that would make even the hardiest tumbleweed dizzy. Please stand well back; these breezes have been clocked at “you‑might‑lose‑your‑hat” velocity.

Mini (3‑Blade Fast): Classified under “Breezy Blowout.” Three compact blades that punch above their weight, perfect for clearing desks, sculptures, or the occasional wayward toupee.

Midi (4‑Blade Fast): Officially part of the “Gale Force” collection. Four blades carving through the air in a furious quadrille, ideal for high‑energy hallways and impatient patrons.

Grand (5‑Blade Fast): Crown jewel of the “Hurricane Hall.” Five blades unleashing a symphony of raw wind power. Best reserved for grand atriums and emergency ventilation drills.

Curators’ note: All three speed‑freak variants are bundled in one single modpack. Do not operate near loose papers, delicate vases, or drummers, Cycloflair Sprint Pack is not responsible for airborne art or impromptu percussion solos. Enjoy the exhilarating rush of absolute airflow chaos!


Toffee Cream
Developed in collaboration with the Department of Dessert-Inspired Engineering, Toffee Cream offers a rich swirl of cozy creams and buttery beiges. It’s smooth, it’s sweet, and it might be slightly edible (legal says it’s not). Ideal for facilities that demand warmth, class, and the faint scent of pudding. Comes with a free imaginary spoon.