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gHealthcare - A Healthcare Plan for Garry's Mod [April Fools 2025]
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Content Type: Addon
Addon Type: Entity
Addon Tags: Fun, Roleplay, Realism
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31 Mar @ 9:06pm
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gHealthcare - A Healthcare Plan for Garry's Mod [April Fools 2025]

Description
4/2/2025
I've been doing April Fools joke addons since 2016, it never gets old to release a disappointing addon for everybody to check out. Anywho, this here is an addon that basically rejects any healing of any sort. When this addon is installed onto your game, you CANNOT heal yourself and to make matters worse, if you die, you die, you can't respawn whatso ever because your claim to respawn has been DENIED. I described it as the most evil and cursed addon I have ever conceptualized all because I wanted to paint a message about how awful health insurance companies are and how the U.S. doesn't have proper universal healthcare. And yes, the previous description down below was written using ChatGPT, just to hammer home another message that bots are being used to deny claims.

Special thanks to
Roach for coding
Hoff for additional coding help
Henry Badger for providing the voice acting in the "promotional video"


4/1/2025
Introducing gHealthcare, gHealthcare is designed the to provide you and your family with the peace of mind that comes from knowing you're covered in times of need.

GHealthcare has 100% guaranteed satisfaction, with a network of trusted healthcare providers and specialists you'll have utilities to the best care when you need at certain times.

gHealthcare offers a large range of gaming services, including:
-preventive care for the body such as godmode enabled
-emergency services when damaged really bad
-hospitalization when suffering from ligma
-prescription drug coverage without any hassle
-mental health support such as touching grass
14 Comments
MERIDIA FLAGOVICH 13 Jul @ 3:54am 
nMoney support?
TaintedPath 1 Jul @ 11:51am 
That promotional video gives off 2014 video game parody animation vibes
✪Sron✪ 13 Apr @ 11:34am 
I was gonna sue you for the new wooden legs
✪Sron✪ 13 Apr @ 11:34am 
Thank you for fixing this g-health care bug
Deika  [author] 13 Apr @ 11:21am 
thanks for the exploit, now it's fixed so you can't get health from health charging stations :)
Cam Man 12 Apr @ 4:21pm 
In case you're not aware of what this actually does, it:

Disables use of first aide kits and vials,

Allows no health recovery through medics, edible balls, or your own first aid kit (First aid stations are still functional.)

And the punchline is that death is permeant, so keep your eyes on that godly number called health before it runs out.
Redeyes 6 Apr @ 6:10am 
I've invested one bag of steam points and I now feel obligated to pressure you into delivering a worse service for my profit
Harleymart 3 Apr @ 12:01pm 
Luigi Mangione coming for you 👁️👁️
a real dezynjik 3 Apr @ 7:48am 
ceo mindset
17th21stlancers 3 Apr @ 6:05am 
i now am in debt by £536,000, thanks again G healthcare!