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AEON DISTRICT

A ONE-STOP SHOP FOR ALL YOUR BUSINESS-RELATED VENTURES!

Located at an unknown location somewhere between three other completely unrelated maps and gm flatgrass, the Aeon District is intended as much for business as it is for fun and leisure. Occupied by a group of questionable types, life around the District is never all too normal, but what's business without a few hitches here and there?

Don't worry about hauling yourself around the alarmingly narrow streets of the city, as there are plenty of coffee-fueled conveyor belts and health-threatening exposed fans that can push, toss, and thrust you towards whatever surface you'd like to reach in less than 5 seconds, time guaranteed!

Of course, while you're around, why not see the sights and take in the fine results of the District's hard working people? Aeon is home to the utterly iconic Hammer HQ, which may be dealing with a minor leak outbreak of major proportions.

Feeling the pressure of work closing in around you? We weren't lying about leisure being a mainstay of the District! Pop on over to Fire-Lady Scori's Lava Spa for a gentle, flesh-cleansing soak in - you guessed it - a flaming lava hot spring! Soothing!
If you're hungry, but haven't the time for reservations, the much-beloved, much-sanitary Dine & Crash serves up a broad menu of three iconic items, given you have the money and patience for their one-man team! It's delightfully inconvenient!
As is mandatory to be included at least 5 miles near any office complex, Dr. Nora's Psychology Facility features all the state-of-the-art tech in ensuring you're reaching minimal levels of productivity, using whatever new methods she's invented! Most of which are absolutely safe and patently client-safety-centered, for those who it may concern.
Aeon's Recreational Centre is a place where you can... well... we're not quite sure about that one.

That goes for the whole cheese thing, too!

Truly, Aeon District is a one-of-a-kind place, and our data/spreadsheets/pie-charts ensure you'll have a fine stay among this colourful cast of creatures, characters, and high-rise establishments! Feel safe beneath Aeon Tower, because the city is one of a proven impregnable status from whatever dubious, gun-toting types that might be wandering elsewhere amongst GMod.

Enjoy your stay, and thanks for enduring our strictly-enforced hospitality!

...AND DON'T FORGET THE CREDITS!

LSD Dream Emulator, LittleBigPlanet, and a few other random sources for a couple textures here and there.

Ratchet & Clank 2, The Noveltones, and LittleBigPlanet for the music themes.

Microsoft Paint for helping me nail down the style of the map. Best art-based program you'll find, doubtedly!

...and you, for playing my map, and/or otherwise reading this exhaustive description!