Steam Workshop::ddd

Created by Zippy

Enhanced Blood Splatter System: This is a complete overhaul of the blood splatter system that tries to make blood more realistic. Blood splatters will no longer appear instantly on surfaces, they will instead travel as physical particles that eventually la...

Enhanced Audio Resources: NPCs

Created by Kel

https://i.gyazo.com/419e41c03ac3566074e60722e1840a53.png Enhanced Audio Resources is a sound pack for the source engine that aims to completely overhaul the hl2_sound_misc_dir.vpk file that most games and mods that run the source engine run. The results? A...

Enhanced Audio Resources: Player

Created by Kel

https://i.gyazo.com/56e18feebac1b2ccff8e8521b3fafead.png Enhanced Audio Resources is a sound pack for the source engine that aims to completely overhaul the hl2_sound_misc_dir.vpk file that most games and mods that run the source engine run. The results? A...

Enhanced Audio Resources: Weapons

Created by Kel

https://i.gyazo.com/6a50c428b542ef6f8f2a9cbe378340aa.png Enhanced Audio Resources is a sound pack for the source engine that aims to completely overhaul the hl2_sound_misc_dir.vpk file that most games and mods that run the source engine run. The results? A...

Enhanced Citizens v4

Created by zelpa

THIS PACK IS NOT BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE WITH ENHANCED CITIZENS V3, PLEASE UNINSTALL THAT VERSION BEFORE INSTALLING THIS. Overview After about a year I've finally got around to remastering my Enhanced Citizens v3 model pack, and it's pretty fucking good now. ...

Enhanced Upscaled Eyes

Created by Chonch

This is a port of my skin for Half-Life 2, originally uploaded here. This addon replaces the eye textures of all HL2/Episodic characters with high-resolution recreations compiled from the results of a neural-net-based upscaling tool touched up by hand. Tex...

Enhanced PlayerModel Selector Fesiug's Edit

Created by Fesiug

Incompatible with the original. Unsubscribe from it if you install this one. If you can't see the hands tab, you have the original mod installed. Comments are disabled because people can't read this part!! Sorry. Select your hands separately from your play...

Enhanced ThirdPerson

Created by DRIV

Features Multiple Customization Options Customize Camera Angle & FOV Customizable Crosshair Playermodel doesn't clip through solid objects. Smooth Camera Movement Option Camera Sync Options Properly adjusted crosshair Presets Bind Thirdperson without using...

AI Upscaled Garry's Mod [4XMOD] (Semi-Broken)

Created by Serghey Petrov™

(Some custom maps may not work properly with this mod, for that i have made a models only version: AI Upscaled Models ) IMPORTANT: -This mod conflicts with any other texture mod (except blood and weapons)! Make sure you uninstall all your texture mods befo...

Upscaled C17 buildings textures

Created by Zonnero

Updated C17 buildings textures to HD I’ve upscaled the building textures, refinery, and skybox coast mountain model to higher resolutions using AI. The textures are now more detailed and sharper. Includes: upscaled buildings (flats and smaler ones from c17...

iNPC - Artifical Intelligence Module (Improved NPC AI)

Created by xyzzy

iNPC (Improved NPCs) is an addon that adds huge improvements to the existing HL2 NPCs. If you find that the NPCs in GMod are dumb, or too easy to fight, then iNPC will solve your problems. iNPC's goal is to make NPCs a challenge to fight, and add new dynam...

[4XMOD] AI Upscaled Garry's Mod Content Files (Part 1)

Created by Serghey Petrov™

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[4XMOD] AI Upscaled Garry's Mod Content Files (Part 2)

Created by Serghey Petrov™

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[4XMOD] AI Upscaled Garry's Mod MODELS (Part 3)

Created by Serghey Petrov™

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[4XMOD] AI Upscaled Garry's Mod MODELS (Part 4)

Created by Serghey Petrov™

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[simfphys] - Cars

Created by Cyberwaffel

Have questions or suggestions? Join my discord server!...

[simfphys] American Truck Simulator AI Vehicles

Created by Randy

Check out the Trailers Reborn spawnlist for this addon! Here's a pack of AI vehicles from American Truck Simulator that's pretty much it not up to date anymore if you don't like the steering: https://i.imgur.com/yAfsgFt.jpg and if you don't like other thin...

TFA Base

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

Frequently Asked Questions Documentation for Developers Community Translations (and how to make one yourself) (all links dubbed in changelog tab above) For users: -A rich, thoroughly tested feature set including: Holographic HUD, reminiscent of FA:S2 Viewb...

TFA INS2 Shared Parts

Created by Zach

This is a reupload of an original TFA addon that was on the workshop but has been removed, so i reuploaded it....

TFA Insurgency: Shared Parts

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

Sight Replacement Template Includes: 9 Sights 1 Laser w/ 10 model variants 1 Suppressor w/ 6 model variants 4 Extended Magazine variants 2 Underbarrel grenade launchers Laser and Flashlight attachments Automatic viewmodel hands applicator (for viewmodels t...

[ TFA ] AKM

Created by StA☦ned SΩldᚯer

AKM By The Master MLG. *other akm in the workshop, nothing new* clickbait. credits: Born To Kill Vietnam Team: Materials/Models New World Interactice: Sounds/Anims The Master MLG: Lua Scripter...

[ TFA ] Stevens 620

Created by StA☦ned SΩldᚯer

Stevens 620 By The Master MLG oh nice, another usa weapon. this time with the famous stevens620. the typical trench gun. anyways enjoy with it. know bugs: - little clipping errors credits: Born To Kill Vietnam Team: Materials/Models New World Interactive: ...

[ TFA ] [ AT ] IMI Uzi

Created by StA☦ned SΩldᚯer

IMI Uzi By The Master MLG merry christmas everyone, this time i was a bit late. but i´ll submit more stuff like more born to kill vietnam stuff and ins2 workshop stuff. anyways, enjoy this christmas with the Uzi, one of the best smgs in my opinion. Credits...

[ TFA ] [ AT ] PPSH-41

Created by StA☦ned SΩldᚯer

PPSH-41 By The Master MLG new port, new weapon. this time, with the mytical sovietic weapon: ppsh41, is my favourite in all WW2 games. it has a drum maganize version. but it hasnt got silencer, because i have not found a fit silencer. credits: Born To Kill...

[ TFA ] [ AT ] SVD-63

Created by StA☦ned SΩldᚯer

SVD-63 By The Master MLG hello again. 1 month without any swep, how strange?. no rly, i was busy with css and tf2 stuff. this time with svd-63, a russian sniper rifle. enjoy with it credits: Born To Kill Vietnam Team: Materials/Models/Sounds/Anims New Worl...

[TFA] No More Room in Hell Melee SWEPs + TFA Base

Created by Anubiques

Weapon list : - Abrasive Saw (Circular Saw) -R to turn ON - Baseball Bat - Chainsaw (Circular Saw) - R to turn ON - Claw Hammer - Cleaver - Crowbar - Entrenching Tool - Fire Axe - Fists - Fubar - Hatchet - Kit Knife - Lead Pipe - Machete - Pickaxe - Sledge...

[TFA] Realistic Muzzleflashes 3.0

Created by YanKy03

Description Realistic Muzzleflashes 3.0 a mix of Insurgency 2 and Firearms Source 2 Assets, 90% done without Internet and 100% done in a Intel Notebook. Contains NPCs Particles too, also after a long research now special installation to replace TFA Base ef...

[TFA] Random Attachments

Created by DevilsThumb

OverviewThis modification is an extension to TFA Base . Random attachments are selected at weapon spawn for all TFA weapons that have attachment support. Attention! This is a very early version that may still be very buggy. The mod has been tested with the...

[TFA] RPG

Created by GDZ

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[TFA] Screen Shake

Created by GroveZ

TFA Screen Shake Optional screen shake for use with TFA Base. It was originally conceived as TFA Base-only screen shake because TFA Base don't have any. If you need a universal screen shake, use this one instead. ConVars: cl_tfa_screenshake_enabled (1 by d...

[TFA][AT] AEK-971

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

AEK-971 ported to GMod from Insurgency workshop and running on TFA Base. Features standard INS2 attachments set and playermodel hands support. Credits: Cele — Animations and original INS2 workshop submission adept1993 — Original model Street-you — Model ed...

[TFA][AT] AN-94 Abakan

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

AN-94 ported to GMod from Insurgency and running on TFA Base. Features: Standard INS2 attachments support Playermodel Hands (c_hands) Working "hyperburst" mechanic (second bullet comes out instantly in both auto and 2-round burst mode) Credits: YuRaNnNzZZ ...

[TFA][AT] Barrett M98 Bravo

Created by YanKy03

FINALLY! A Non Shotgun Reloading INS2 Bolt Action Sniper RIfle in !!! The Barrett M98B a weapon that should not be missing in any arsenal, it is heavy but extremely accurate. And yes it have a functional Foregrip. Join to my Discord Server if you want to b...

[TFA][AT] Benelli Nova Tactical

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

Benelli Nova ported to GMod from Insurgency and running on TFA Base. Featuring scratch-made model, INS2 Attachments (it's the first gun on TFA Base that uses realistic holosights!) and high-quality textures. Credits: YuRaNnNzZZ — Porting animations to Valv...

[TFA][AT] Beretta M9

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

Beretta M9 ported to GMod from Insurgency and running on TFA Base. Featuring standard INS2 attachments and custom animations. Credits: YuRaNnNzZZ — Porting animations to ValveBiped/c_hands, compiling, weapon, soundscripts and reskin attachments Lua code; w...

[TFA][AT] Draco

Created by rob

Welp, someone had to do it. Tend to your gangster RP needs with this Micro Draco. Report any problems, concerns or ideas, please do not spam. There are two variants of the Draco: - Standard Draco - Golden Draco ===Requirements=== TFA Base TFA INS2 Shared P...

[TFA][AT] H&K MK 23 USSOCOM

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

USSOCOM MK 23 ported to GMod from Insurgency and running on TFA Base. Features: Standard INS2 attachments support Playermodel hands support (c_hands) Custom LAM and suppressor models Colorable ironsights (uses player's weapon/physgun color) Working weapon ...

[TFA][AT] H&K UMP .45

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

H&K UMP .45 ported to GMod from Insurgency and running on TFA Base. Featuring standard INS2 attachments support. Credits: YuRaNnNzZZ — Porting animations to ValveBiped/c_hands, compiling, weapon, soundscripts and reskin attachments Lua code; weapon selecti...

[TFA][AT] Kalashnikov AK-103

Created by YanKy03

The modernized version of the AK 47 called AK 103 is now on Base !!! Join to my Discord Server if you want to be tunned about my next releases and extra official releases. << Get More Attachments >> Sights Pack Scopes Pack INS2 GiTS Sights Extension INS2 T...

[TFA][AT] M240B

Created by mihil_obosratoron@kotmail228.ru

https://i.imgur.com/sGObq1D.png Belgian Engineering #1 If the Kalashnikov still owns the gun market, then there must be a worthy Machinegun that happens to be irreplaceable. That would be the FN MAG. When the Americans saw what the FN Herstal's new Machine...

[TFA][AT] Makarov PM

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

Makarov PM ported to GMod from Insurgency workshop and running on TFA Base. Features: Standard INS2 Attachments support Playermodel hands support (c_hands) See-through magazine with visible ammo count even though it's mostly offscreen Additional skins Cred...

[TFA][AT] MK18

Created by YuRaNnNzZZ

MK18 ported to GMod from Insurgency and running on TFA Base. Featuring standard INS2 attachments support. Credits: YuRaNnNzZZ — Porting animations to ValveBiped/c_hands, compiling, weapon and soundscripts Lua code; weapon selection, deathnotice and spawnme...

[TFA][AT] Remington M870

Created by YanKy03

A ultra customizable Remington M870 for the Base!!! Join to my Discord Server if you want to be tunned about my next releases and extra official releases. << Get More Attachments >> Sights Pack Scopes Pack INS2 GiTS Sights Extension INS2 Titanfall Sights E...

[TFA][AT] Remington MSR

Created by YanKy03

A TFA Remington MSR for christmas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join to my Discord Server if you want to be tunned about my next releases and extra official releases. << Get More Attachments >> Sights Pack Scopes Pack INS2 GiTS Sights Extension INS2 Titanfall Sights Extension...

[TFA][AT] Yanky's Shared Content

Created by YanKy03

Content pack used for my Weapons. Instead of add 20Mb of shared content on all my weapons i decided create a shared content addon for all my weapons, it adds some lasers and suppressors has extra attachments and not like an replacement also adds Glock Zev ...

[TFA][AT] Yanky's Sights Extension Pack

Created by YanKy03

Do you remember the sight extension that i tell you a year ago? well heres its, another unnessary Sight Extension Pack ported from Insurgency 2 Workshop that will solve your Eotech lacks, works with any Weapon (with default sights and without self defence ...

[TFA][FA:S2] Individual First Aid Kit

Created by tools guy-kun

A United States individual first aid kit to add to your ever expanding TFA INSURGENCY 2 pack. Mod is in beta. I will attempt to fix as much as I can. Feedback is much appreciated. Primary Attack to use a bandage that heals for 40 health, powered by ammo. S...

Insurgency: Sandstorm Jihad Bomber Playermodel

Created by avast windows

Include Shahid (or suicide bomber) playermodel from Insurgency: Sandstorm Include: • Playermodel • C_Hands • TPIK Support (ARC9) • Eye Posing Credits: Me - Ripping assets, porting in GMOD New World Interactive - Models, Textures...

iNPC "fixed", factions DISABLED

Created by bre

SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL ! SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL ! SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL ! SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL ! iNPC is super cool. But it's been abandoned for a bit. The "Faction" settings it forces breaks many things, and if you disable it via the option, it turns the whole...

Sninctbur's Artificial Intelligence Improvements

Created by GaussTheWizard

End of Support: This addon will no longer be updated. Intelligence to a new level! Sninctbur's Artificial Intelligence Improvements, or SAII for short, is a powerful AI improvement modification for Half-Life 2 NPCs, designed as a more mod-compatible altern...

[simfphys] Сhevrolet Van G20

Created by E34D-FSD2-FN2J

This is an adaptation of the car model, Сhevrolet Van G20 from the De_cache card, for symphysis. Features of the adaptation of the machine. - There is a 3D exhaust. - Original wheels. - Animated steering wheel. - Correct ability to change the color of the ...

[simfphys] Ferrari 458 Spider

Created by ШВЕРГ

Adaptation of the Ferrari 458 Spider for simfphys. All the lights work, there are seats for passangers in it. Also it has sounds from Forza Horizon 3. Adaptation was made by my friend. He's in creators of the addon....

[LVS] - Cars

Created by Jinxit

YOU NEED - Framework FOR THIS ADDON TO WORK https://i.imgur.com/rTv7Qel.png Get more Tanks here Get more Cars here Get more Wheels here https://i.imgur.com/rTv7Qel.png Main purpose of this Car Base is to be a solid can-do-it-all kind of base for wheeled gr...

[LVS] - Framework

Created by Jinxit

This is Luna's Vehicle System. It's purpose is to get all the different vehicle systems running on one and the same base so you don't have to code all the basic things over and over again such as seat switcher, damage system, exit scripts, weapon systems, ...

[simfphys] - Armed

Created by Jinxit

Adds a weapon implementation system to simfphys vehicles. Included vehicles can be found in vehicles tab => simfphys => Armed Vehicles https://i.imgur.com/rTv7Qel.png https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/ugc/773983150582822983/8FAB41F8FDC796EF2033B0AF337...

[vFire] Simfphys Support

Created by NotAKid

Adds vFire support to Simfphys This removes Simfphys client side fire and instead uses vFire. Works on all Simfphys vehicles! Please keep in mind vFire spreads, it may cause problems for sever owners. (CHECK vFIRES ADDON PAGE FOR CONSOLE COMMANDS) ________...

[simfphys] LUA Vehicles - Base

Created by Jinxit

simfphys is a vehicle entity script that is primarily aimed for four-wheeled-ground-vehicles. These vehicles can be edited ingame, thats cool i guess, but don't put all sliders on max and expect good handling lmao. https://i.imgur.com/rTv7Qel.png included/...

vFire Settings Menu (Real Version)

Created by Damn

A real settings menu for vFire, you won't find any asses here. These can be found in the "Options" category at the top right of the spawn menu....

vFire - Dynamic Fire for Garry's Mod

Created by combu

64 Bit Branch Support Fixed! Apologies for the month late fix. Thank you for bringing the issue to my attention in the comments/discussions, and thank you Ickycoolboy for making a fix available. vFire development is dormant. Still, efforts will be made to ...

Gmod Death View

Created by Valkyrie

Gmod Death View This Addon adds first person death in Garry's Mod. 1.0: Initial Release Credits: Valkyrie Info: Hold you context menu key and click "Valkyrie's Menu" on the left side then click the "Gmod Death View" tab. Commands: cl_gdeathview Default = '...

Gmod Legs 3

Created by Valkyrie

Gmod Legs Works with most custom playermodels Actively maintained since 2012 Like this addon? Award it! This will allow you to see your legs in first person, just like in Left 4 Dead or any modern FPS Info: Hold you context menu key and click "Valkyrie's M...

Remove Red Death Overlay

Created by Awberry

This addon removes that annoying default red overlay when you die...

Citizen Finger Animation Fix

Created by Texas Steve!

Tired of your fellow rebels constantly having tea drinking finger poses while gesturing or aiming their weapons? Then this fix is for you! I went through hopefully almost all of the animations that had missing poses for the ring and pinky fingers which inc...

TDMCars - Ferrari

Created by TDM

This is the Ferrari manufacture pack with all the Ferrari vehicles found on the SVN. If you have the SVN, please do not subscribe to this addon! The pack currently contains: Ferrari Enzo Ferrari F12 Ferrari F430 Ferrari F50 Ferrari LaFerrari Ferrari 250 GT...

Player Speeds Changer 2.0 [REUPLOAD]

Created by ☮shift☮

i did not make this and i offer no support all credit goes to the original creator i think this addon is very useful it was gone for some reason so decided to reupload it :P cant find it ? try restarting your game with the addon enabled or check for confli...

Player Health Changer

Created by gekon

Player Health Changer is a tool that allows you to easily adjust player's health using easy to use HUD. This addon (should) work both on singleplayer and multiplayer. Mod's menu can be found in context menu under "Health Changer" button Commands list: Comm...

Viewpunch Viewbob

Created by BaJlepa 6oJlbIIIou' eJlDaK

All of my mods are playtested on the x64 branch. Therefore install that if you experience any weird, unexplainable issues! Features: Viewbob when you walk, land, jump, crouch/uncrouch. Viewbob when you take damage. Viewbob when you just stand still. (proba...

[For Developers] Local Viewpunch

Created by BaJlepa 6oJlbIIIou' eJlDaK

All of my mods are playtested on the x64 branch. Therefore install that if you experience any weird, unexplainable issues! Adds a new global function Viewpunch(angle) clientside that imitates how viewpunch works serverside. Why do this if it's also availab...

Blood Changer - Change your blood in anytime!

Created by Hari

Tired of the blood decal limit and dreamed of an editor? Then meet this addon! This addon adds a menu in which you can change: material, size, sounds, pools of blood, and much more. You can also create your own pack, and when you start the game, blood will...

Arninbu's "Realistic" Blood Mod - SHADERS (READ DESCRIPTION)

Created by arninbu

Hey y'all! Back with another mod! This is my first blood mod, so don't bash me in the comments. Anyone tired of blood mods being too over the top and not realistic? I AM! This was my attempt at making a "realistic" blood mod. BODYCAM BLOOD MOD COMING LATER...

Improved Blood Textures

Created by BakaKemono

Blood decals, wounds ported from some of my other blood mods made for Fallout 4 and Left 4 Dead. Alien blood splatter included but no changes to alien wounds This is mainly a decal replacement, should work with other mods that add more blood and gore. Will...

Realistic Particle Blood

Created by empathogens

0 future updates - bloodpool_min_size (value) - Set the minimum size for blood pools - bloodpool_max_size (value) - Set the maximum size for blood pools - bloodpool_lifetime (value) - Set how long should blood pools stay - bloodpool_clear - Clear all blood...

Realistic Blood Mod 2.0 (feat. GalaxyHighMarshal)

Created by joeapril17th

I have returned. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE CLICK THE DISCUSSIONS TAB AND READ THE FAQ!!!!!! GOT DAM!!!! The sequel to Realistic Blood Mod, Realistic Blood Mod 2.0 overhauls the HL2 default decals to be more in line with reality. No shaders required. BEFOR...

[VManip] Contextual Animations

Created by datæ

Adds flavor animations for some events. Requires VManip Use animation Swimming Choked by barnacle Hurt by explosion Voicechat animation (cl_vmanip_voicechat 0 to disable) ...

[VManip]Door Interaction Animation

Created by YongLi

a simple door interaction animation the conflict issue with Contextual Animations has been fixed commands for hybrid animation: vmanip_dooranim_hybridanim 1(default 1) commands for camera bob: vmanip_dooranim_screenbob 1(default 1) map: https://steamcommun...

[VManip] Vaulting

Created by datæ

Vault over things like Call of Duty or Battlefield. Hold forward while in the air and you will automatically climb or hop over obstacles. This is an improved version of an old addon. This version is predicted (no lag in multiplayer) and works better overal...

[VManip] Manual Pickup

Created by datæ

Adds picking stuff up manually, including base entities and any weapon Side note: The yellow halo effect is off by default. See below if you want to enable it Requires VManip sv_vmanip_pickups - 0 to disable the addon, 1 to enable it cl_vmanip_pickups_halo...

VManip (Base)

Created by datæ

A small clientside library for left hand animations, with slight support for legs animation as a bonus. For first person view only. This only includes the base code and some models! This only supports c_hand weapons! Features: Straightforward way to play l...

BRUTAL Gore mod [Zippy's Gore Mod]

Created by TEKILLA

gore mod that contain gibs from mortal kombat,smod and fallout 4. if you would like to support me,here's my patreon: https://patreon.com/Tekillasupportpage?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_lin...

Global NPC Hearing System

Created by Zippy

Global NPC Hearing System NPCs are no longer deaf. They will react to any sound produced by a potential enemy realistically, and will approach the location of the sound. Features: - Should work on any NPC or SNPC - NPCs first turn towards the sound source,...

Zippy's Gore Mod

Created by Zippy

This is a simple gore mod that allows you to gib most ragdolls, including ones for NPCs, players, and nextbots. Features: - Basic gibbing mechanic - Gibbing a bone on a ragdoll will cause blood stains to appear both on the ragdoll itself, and on the surrou...

Zippy's Library

Created by Zippy

Also known as Convenience/CONV! 'Zippy's Library' is a GLua library required for my addons! Join the discord server (by clicking the image below) if you want to discuss my addons! https://i.imgur.com/cI5W8Pc.png Check out my NPC Base! https://steamcommunit...

SMOD 40a Gibs

Created by LastZlo

Gibs models from SMOD 40a Authors: Models and materials: The_Author(Smod Developer) Content for this mod https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2873906829...

Fallout - Gore Props

Created by dickmosi

http://i.imgur.com/FbSkYt6.png Adds a ton of gore props/models from Fallout 3 and New Vegas Eyeballs, brains, guts, intestines and blood. Works great with PAC, scene building, posters and movies. Why did I port these? Honestly, I have no idea but enjoy! I ...

Addon Share

Created by Major Tom

Makes your friends to download same Workshop addons that you have, while they join your game. Significantly reduces amount of "error" models. Displays your subscriptions in Q-menu with links to Workshop. Limitations • Legacy addons are not supported • Moun...

DrGBase | Nextbot Base

Created by Dragoteryx

https://i.imgur.com/EFERX9f.gif DrGBase is built on top of the default nextbot base to add stuff that you usually have to code yourself when creating a nextbot, such as AI behaviour or a relationship system. It also comes with a built-in possession system ...

Mortal Kombat Gore Pack

Created by jQueary

This is an SFM port from the original SFM addon by Med Renace Huge Mortal Kombat's gore props, including 116 models. Now in Garry's Mod! Includes different body models with their own bodygroups with multiple gore elements. If you're having issues when posi...

Bomb Vest SWEP

Created by Hidden

Probably the edgiest joke i ever made. Looking back at it, i'm not proud, but i'm gonna keep it here as a reminder of how i evolved. DISCLAIMER: I did NOT make this to poke fun at or defame anybody, nor do i endorse actually blowing yourself and other thin...