You there of lesser Gibus! How dare thou gaze upon my noble hat of value greater than ten eighty four times that of your annual food allowance with your poor and Irish decent which is not worthy to walk about the same Teufort in which I trot as my savings increase to rather high numbers that your lesser education (as result of being much poorer than I and the entirety of my noble family) hath not taught you to be able to count to. Now go! Back to yon hat factory or perhaps gravel mine and engage in labor that of which requires great physical exertion likely for that of my monetary gain due to the fact such a business is likely own by my wealthy family.

Uhh, its a fancier rendition of the famous Gibus sporting a striped band, gold coins, pearls, and a jewel. It's paintable and the pearls have jigglebones

Model by DrSlowking and SFM work by Dilly Dong.