Really quick before we hop in i want to say this is ONLY for mogged non sigma people to get a kickstart in ohio. Lets begin


First when you get kicked out of the non sigma goofy grandma house you need to start off by finding a sigma grindset job, not a too hard sigma job just a job for mogged beginners.

Like for example the taxi job. for people like YOU looking at this guide you have to pick up 5 sigmas, and in return you become a sigma with money.

money will help you look more sigma and help make you mogged grandma proud.

after you do the taxi job you can go to the sigma burger place and make burgers for the sigmas and like i said, in return you get money.

if you haven't already got it.

money = 1 step closer to being sigma

After you think it's time for the bit more sigma mode you will have to find better jobs.

which concludes this chapter.

Now you need to get a better more sigma job then this.

SO heres a map for our next job.

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/ugc/2413439457326623791/DB3B933BB03A5BEDB2F0C41D925E94DFF9964E10/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

as you can see you should be where the black dot is that's the more sigma way. then you can take a VERY Smooth path (the blue line) to our next job.


you just mine and collect sigma ores BUT the most sigma ones are;

Diamonds (Very sigma)
Gold (Sigma)
Uranium (ULTRA MEGA SIGMA)

however though you sigmas there are of course rarities uranium being the most rare.

If you feel like this is either:
A. Too hard for me the most mogged person
or:
B.This job is to boring

Then you can move on over to our next job.

Congrats! you can mog as many noobs and edgers as you can! but we dont have time for that

The next job Is:


I shouldnt bring out a map so just press m and find the art icon.
After that the job is so sigma easy make sure to stay focused though!!

first you wanna grab the very sharp ohio chisel and chisel until the looksmaxing sculpture appears.
after that look around and you should find a picture of what colors to use. if it's colors that arent on the ohio rizz pallet then you can mix it. blue = yellow makes green111!1111!!!!

now after that you should have enough rizzler money to buy A


oto the next chapter sigma looksmaxing edgers!!!

After you have enough money (Around 500 for the cheapeast house)

go to the city and find the apartment closest to the museum.

after that be a sigma and waste 500 on a tiny box!!!!!

this is a short sigma ohio chapter for the rizzlers who made it this far.

onto the next chapter.

You are officially a sigma with a new house!
all that's left is to get a car!!!!

find the closest car dealer ship and make sure you have enough rizzing money and spend it on a car!

you've made it! you are the average sigma!!11!1!1 but wait..

you want to be better.

next and final chapter.

You can reach godly sigma by buying mansions and more cars!

if you want to then buy as many houses you want.

if you wanna become the best sigma theres us make sure to have Phonk music in the background as you go on your sigma grindset!!!!!



thats all for today. enjoy being the best sigma there is!1!!1!11