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Angry Museum

A large angry compound dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of the angry past. Once angry archaeologists actually get to work and fill the display shelves, that is.

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DESCRIPTION: This legendary artifact is thought to be the entity which first spawned angry kind. Angry legend says that a brilliant engineer once created the most powerful war machine of all time. Though the inferior engineers of the day tried, nothing they built could defeat this beast. One day, the master engineer accidentally left the keys to his invention in the ignition overnight, leading to the tragic theft of his most prized possession. At this, it is said that he became so enraged, his flesh melted from his very bones, leaving nothing behind but a being of pure anger. The Devil, impressed with the agonizing fury he witnessed, used the engineer as a template for the creation of a civilization of angry men.

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