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How to become CLINICALLY INSANE in VRChat
By [Kemyada Demaya]
Helo peopel! Many of you may have encountered a problem such as FURYR WOMAN OR UNHAPPY!!! today i guide you on HOW TO STOP ALL THREE!! AND MROE

Sadly there is a price for everything!! Because of that my method IS NOT FOR WEAK PEOPLE!!! To do that you need at least 14 points in intelligence!! MAKE SURE U HAVE ENOUGH!!

Okay but FR FR FR I BE BUSSIN tho, DONT REPEAT IF YOU WEAK!!

WHAT TO DO!!!
  1. Order yourself a comfy waifu pillow
  2. Every time you go to sleep imagine yourself in a beautiful world where u're happy with your favourite waifu
  3. Come up with your own religion that is based on isekais
  4. After all... why not? Why would i not make my own religion with waifus and sake?
  5. Learn to lucid dream
  6. Learn to prolongue dreams by using advanced lucid dreaming techniques
  7. Train until your dreams are at least 8 hrs long
  8. Build your own fantasy world, implement your own isekaid persona & your waifu
  9. Make sure it's as well written as LotR or at least has a lot of details
  10. Live your life in it, forget about real world
Good ending: Comfy isekai~
  1. Join a random world
  2. Start looking around, try to find a woman that you think is good enough for you
  3. Make sure to make a good first impression, dont ♥♥♥ it up!
  4. Spend more and more time with her, slowly falling in love
  5. Hey honey... Do you mind if we... you know, meet IRL?
  6. Uhm... Actually... i like you as a friend
  7. Block her immediately, go look for another woman
  8. After 3 failed attempts start dating femboys
  9. Wait... You thought i'm a femboy!?!?
  10. The first one you get is actually a fat woman whose voice is too bad and doesn't sound girlish at all
  11. Nvm, try furries, that's the way to go!
  12. Get scammed for 100$ because furries are bad people
  13. Stop trying completely, just be alone. Always.
  14. Find a job on some random lighthouse and spend the rest of your life there, imagining how you would've lived if you never played VRChat
  15. Profit! U're now all alone, miserable & desperate for attention, just like any other VRChat player!
Good ending: One of us, one of us!
  1. Start learning JavaScript
  2. Congrats, u're now insane!
Bad ending: There's no helping you now.

That's it! U've done it! U've reached the end of the guide!
Now that u're clinically insane - please donate me all of your steam point savings, i need them to feed my wife, she's very hungry and i cannot possibly let her go hungry because if that ever happens she'll be a bit sad, and i dont want her to be sad! Very sad story right??? Please donate... Okay? Donate.. Yes? Thansk! !! !
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Hello, my name Is Fabricio Patricio, i am come from Italia to sell you video of man eating a cabbage ;)
11 Comments
󠀡 6 Apr, 2024 @ 12:30am 
Can vouch on the JavaScript part :GDNormal:
AceVentura39 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:50pm 
guide on how to become a weaaboo
breaker 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:47pm 
best, couldn't read.
Robin's Revenge 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am 
Good guide, had many letters.
overgamer2020 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:22pm 
Wasn't able to find any woman that wasn't in a discord kitten type relationship and i got shot in the head by the walrus on my door hing
BeanDog 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:40pm 
instructions unclear
my house was burnt down in the process
Misterjunks 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:38pm 
1005 recommended to the people that are on the same path as NikolaGamingYT2
Gasmask Citizen 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm 
Grmmgh...


we are good people...

we dont scam..

y̶e̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶
DruidPC 10 Jan, 2024 @ 3:25pm 
"furries are bad people"

but hey they make BANK on commissions
vortex 10 Jan, 2024 @ 1:05pm 
real