Hello peopel! Todey i wil snow you howl not to do fall in the L O V E with an femaleboy!!

To be honest - it's really hard, i couldn't do so myself but since i'm now officialy engaged with a sweet asian femboy i know the steps to dodge this fate, i wouldn't recommend doing so since i'm now kinda happy... although my femboy doesn't a pp for some reason, i mean... like... hehe... man pp... he has WOMAN pp wtf???

Anyway, if you dont want to get the same type of happiness as mine ( and i'll remind you once again my femboy cooks for me, he's really sweet & caring, also he gives me steam points so he's basically the best person in my eyes ;) )... where was i... oh yeah, if you dont want a to be happy this guide is for you!!!

1. Join a random world
   
2. Overhear some strange conversation about tampons and periods
   
3. Leave this instance immediately, join another one
   
4. If you dont hear any women - you're good to go
   
5. Immediately solidify your presence by streaming bassboosted anime openings right into open mic
   
6. After u've got people's attention by saying: "I am straight"
   
7. DO NOT elaborate any further and stay on the same place until the instansce is empty
   
8. ??? PROFIT! You didn't fall in love with a femboy!!!

GOOD ENDING! U'RE TOO STRAIGHT TO LOVE A FEMBOY!!!!!

1. Go to app store or google play store
   
2. Download tinder
   
3. Use it for a week
   
4. Only get matched with bots / prostitutes / catfishes
   
5. Fuel your hatred towards humanity and existence itself by buying a 500$ subscription
   
6. Get matched with a random woman because it's your 200th time swiping right on her
   
7. H-helo... What's up? :)
   
8. Get blocked
   
9. Delete tinder
   
10. Open VRChat
    
11. Join a random world
    
12. Try to talk to people
    
13. Get blocked again

GOOD ENDING! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT LOVE IS ANYMORE!!!

1. Join a random world
   
2. Find the nearest group of people
   
3. Are there any femboys here?
   
4. If the answer is yes - leave the instance
   
5. If the answer is no - repeat until u've cleared all of the groups
   
6. Congratulations! If there are no femboys you cant fall in love with one!

GOOD ENDING!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MEET A FEMBOY!!

1. Join a random world
   
2. Make friends with at least 3 of the people in it
   
3. Hey anons, what if we start an anti-femboy cult?
   
4. Conquer VRChat with your own cult (if you dont know how to start one you can refer to a guide)
   
5. Banish every single femboy because u're the boss now
   
6. Remove "R" from VRChat because there are no femboys so it's good for children
   
7. It's now VCHAT
   
8. Get copyright striked by china's WeChat
   
9. Live the rest of your life in poverty

BAD ENDING!!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE INTERNET ANYMORE, WHAT FEMBOYS!?!?

oh men wat to do??? guide is no more... Veri bad yes? NO! I only meik guid when after drink vodka))) No vodka no guide!! What/??? you want guide??? Yes?? Okei ;) Donate some stim point and i buy vodka and make guide ;) yes??? okayeee