Welcome to the art gallery of the century! To believe that my work does indeed belong in some sort of museum or eternal archive, we must first make the assumption that it has artistic purpose. And this... definitely has purpose. I would put what this map's...

Welcome to the art conglomerate of the timeless void! Enough about tediously stuffing painting after painting and sculpture after sculpture into a huge, confusing museum! Nobody has time to walk around a museum these days. We all need to save time, yes? So...

Welcome to a frightening display of Renaissance art and thoughtless critique! You feel like you’re being watched… but by whom? Could it be the boogeyman lurking around the corner, the mostly-censored depictions of humanist paintings? Or, worst of all, coul...

Welcome to the most extensive gallery of post-devonian art in the contemporary age! You walk down a bright corridor not labeled... "Aquarium Maintenance Hallway." At the end: a large cylindrical object with a silly straw protruding from its interior. In ye...