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How to make women fall in love with you in VRChat (extended version)

Por худший в мире (печально)

Hello my most beloved steam-point givers, today i'll tell you how to make women fall in love with you in VRChat!

WHAT TO DO

Have confidence
Practice talking to a woman in the mirror
Go to a random world and seek your prey
When your hunting senses are at its maximum - do it
H-hi?... I too.. enjoy the thing u talking about ;)
She's just looking at you for 5 seconds straight, then you see a "muted" icon below her nickname
Have even more confidence
Find another victim woman to talk to
Repeat until success

... CHAD WANNABE ENDING

Make yourself some nice tea
Imagine that you're british
Go around the world pretending that u're an aristocrat never study etiquette tho
Behave like u know what u're doing
Offer random women to become your spouses (IMPORTANT! USE THAT EXACT WORD!)
If they ask what that is - ignore them, you're not going to waste your time on a non-aristocrat, are you?
Repeat until success

... IT'S IN THE BLOOD ENDING

Go to a random world
See a random ""couple"" sitting infront of a mirror giggling and taling to each other
Get jealous
I want to be like that too!
Go around the world
Find out that every woman here is "taken"
Realize that you have to fight for your woman!
Show as much manliness as you can
11 yo Rajesh voice -Helo woman, i stronk man, go talk me, you man bad, i good
She's actually talking to you now
Continue your charade until she's high on love with you
Enjoy

... FAKE IT TILL U MAKE IT ENDING

Have something to boast about
Boast about it everywhere
It could evne be a random thing like ordering food several times a day
Tell everybody that u're rich, handsome, have a 6 pack & a 2pack singing for you personally
If people ask why your mic sounds like it was bought by your grandma is 1996 just ignore them
Show every single person in the world (VRChat world) that u're above them by banging country music in your mic
Do it from your phone just to tell everybody that they're listeting to a latest version of iPhone to showoff again
Fake some car sounds in the background saying that your homies are now here so u're going to party
Enjoy all the invites from women!

... SUCCESSFUL ENDING

Find a random woman that doesn't sound like a 13 yo Dimitri from the great county of Ejelebec (population: 3)
Start a conversation by asking a random thing that you overheard from her own conversation
Get in a conversation and act natural, dont give out your disguise, she doesn't need to know that u're a shy beta
Imagine that u're just making up this conversation before saying stuff, so it actually sounds like u're a human being
If she continues to talk - great, continue doing that and pretend u're a chad!
Constantly be like that, one day you will not have to pretend anymore, and if the woman is not here - chad is
Enjoy your new personality and a psychiatrist bill!

... ♥♥♥♥♥ THAN YOUR LAUGH AT MY JOKES ENDING

Find a suitable avatar to pretend that u're a gentleman
Fake (do) a british accent and act like a Romeo
Find your target
Constantly say cringey stuff from the novels
Ask to sing for her several times in a dialogue
If she agrees - do it, what is there to lose?
Imagine yourself as a white knight that would pull his skin out so she doesn't wet her shoes
Realize that by doing that she wont get wet either
Refer to another step-by-step guide in here

... GENTLEMAN? MORE LIKE JOKLEMAN ENDING

Live in your moms basement
Put on your "lucky" shirt that got you a friend request from a girl once
Pray to every singel god known to man
Just in case make up a few new ones and pray to them as well
Go on to VRChat
Mwlawy, whould u lwike to enwoy shome shights wifh me?
Get blocked
Download a voicechanged
Try again
...
This time - make sure it works
Fail anyway.
Realize you're not the problem because your grandma always told you that u're the best boy ever, and if not for grandpa she'd marry you
Go back to 4chan

... /b/ SHOULD I F*KK MY GRANDMA? pic related ENDING

Make a new account in VRChat
Make a name in Japanese or Chinese
Make a bio explaining your whole life
Make sure that it says that u're a guy who's talking to everybody and does not discriminate
Make sure it filled with some stupid stars or whatever symbols
Put your discord aswell as some links to your socials in
Make your voice as manly as possible
Go talk to random women
Explain to them that it's your first time in VRChat and it's a really serious matter to you because your parents want you to have an heir to their business
Do that for a few days
That's all.

... JULIE, ACTUALLY I LIVE IN THE BIGGEST NEBRASKAN TRAILER PARK... ENDING

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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48 comentários

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DavxyJonesLockR 1 abr. 2024 às 4:29

Here's an explanation on HOW to make this work:

1. Find someone you like. doesn't matter if they're male or female (you don't mind either gender)

2. Talk to them, get to know them better (works only if you can agree on something you both like, or one of you like and you get them to like what you like aswell and expanding their tastes)

3. Get Caseoh to say "YOUR BANNED BUDDY" to your spouse

4. it works