a.k.a. how to be a person that every single being, be it furry, femboy, or even a mythical creature known as woman... hates!
Be warned that this guide is highly censored so it's not filled with *****, so take every "word" with a grain of salt!


Todays lesson will be on... Hateful messages on VRChat! I will teach you how to be an awful person properly! How to make people suffer while talking to you and most importantly... how not to behave if you want to actually have friends!


Bring up something about a person u're talking to!
It's a furry? Start with saying "Oh poop, u're not going to ask to babysit my dog are you? Last one did, it's still walking funny"!
It's a woman? Start with saying "D*mn, how did i end up in the kitchen? I thougth i joined *worldname*"!
It's a kid? Start with the most boring things ever! Like asking them about their parents, their credit history, asking them if they read official VRC rules that forbig anybody under the age of 18 from joining etc. Just resemble their parents, that they, at this age, love very much!


You already have a dialogue with you victim? Great! Now, read carefully, one thing you must always do is...

Interrupting!
Dont ever let them finish their sentence, you dont want them to bring a valid point, do you? Be careful tho! Doing this too much may or may not ruin the fun! You have to feel the moment when you need to raise your voice to prevent them from making a point that will lead to an unfavourable outcome for you!

Being loud!
Always try to be louder than your opponent, it might not be that obvious, but if you are louder than your opponent you have a higher standing, just dont scream! It will lower you instead! You have to be as loud as a dad who's upset is!

Confusion!
Confuse your opponent as much as you can! You always have higher standing if your opponent doesn't fully understand what's real and what's not!
Always say something like:
"U're done? Great, i wasn't listeting, could you please repeat your rant?"
"Feel free to speak, i know it's hard to, but overcome that hardship and answer me"
Those are bad examples, but i'm trying to be as passive-agressive as possible so the guide isn't banned xD

Mindgames and gaslighting!
Those two are the most important ones! Why? Just like confusion it makes your opponent weak to whatever you're saying! Your whole goal is to be as simple yet hard to talk to as possible! How do you achieve that?
Always talk like you know what you're talking about, always bring up unrelated stuff, always think 2 steps ahead and try to disrespect your opponent by correcting their spelling or other mistakes!
Always bring up points that they might not like! You know what i'm talking about ;)
You have to do that to win!
Win what, you ask? I dunno, lol.


That's the easiest part of the whole guide.
A) Just leave saying some along the lines "you've bored me", "bored of you always losing". Dont give them chance to answer!
B) Just. Leave. Nothing more. You must do that on a high standing, to gaslight your opponent into thinking that he didn't even have the chance to retaliate!
C) Make a yo'mama joke and run away laughing.


Yeah, basically this guide is low-key terrorism, i wont be surprised if it gets banned, but if it somehow survives?..
Donate points man please... i am starving... i have no friends, no family, no relatives, no house, no air, i dont even have a body! i'm just a mindless blob of H8RED that's eating steam points! Please feed me daddy, i want it sooo much... <3