Devil May Cry 5

Devil May Cry 5

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How To Avoid Paying For Child Support
By Casey
This is how you avoid paying your child support after finding out you have a child, you just jump into a hell pit and hope for the best. Make peace with your brother who you've hated for years and even tried to kill a few times. He's even cool about it and lets go of the past, as a fellow broke man, he knows that paying the damn child support is real torture. Not even Mundus could beat it.
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Step by step
I will give you step by step here

Find out you have a child
Start a fight with him
Lose
Think about it for a bit
Make peace with your brother who you've fought and despised for years
Go to literal hell with him where you were trapped before and tortured for 10 years
Leave your kid behind

10/10- be like Vergil, he knew that child support would cost him his life time and thought hell was a better option.
46 Comments
Cylus 4 Apr @ 12:35am 
Funniest thing I've laughed out loud at all day. Better than coffee. Thanks!
Erlking 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm 
Ah thank you for your help.
Treevee 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
I love this community.
Casey  [author] 28 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15am 
by going to hell, you avoid that one as well
FlexOnMyDildo 28 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am 
Okay thank you. But how do I avoid the hospital bill for ripping my sons arm off
ge vai biu` 23 Sep, 2024 @ 6:35am 
W
lobotomy gaming 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:19pm 
but i do it... more differently
lobotomy gaming 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18pm 
its obvious i do this im jetstream sam
Mauzey 14 Sep, 2024 @ 10:39am 
W Guide
Danny 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:04am 
Thanks for the laugh, sir.