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Sakura Beach House

Welcome potential home owner, to the Sakura Beach Home! Listed in the Caribbean Monthly's top 10 greatest homes in the Caribbean list and listed in CNN as "the place that terrible man did those awful things", this 2 bedroom 2 bathroom home comes with an amazing view, perfectly natural noises coming from the vents which you should have absolutely zero reason to be worried about (The ominous laughter is just the foundation settling!) and an extensive cave system on the island!
If you're bored, why not pop into Mike's personal karaoke club island to entertain your guests? This picturesque home truly has it all, and all it costs is a liability waiver!

Note: Aya and Mike Realtors™ cannot be held responsible in the event of your mysterious disappearance, death, transmogrification or other forms of bodily harm and/or permanent molecular alterations that are likely to occur within this home.