Crypt of the NecroDancer

Crypt of the NecroDancer

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Gold to Round Cheese
   
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21 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28pm
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Gold to Round Cheese

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Are you tired of the generic gold texture?
Exhausted by singular coins hiding behind walls?
Do you like cheese?

If your answer to any of these questions is yes, then this mod is for you!

This mod fulfills your desires and transmutes all gold into big, chunky circles of cheese, no payment required.
Enjoy your new NecroDancer runs as you collect all the cheese enemies and golden walls drop while your character recites the words "cheese" in a flawlessly replicated James May voice each time you do it.

FAQ
Is the cheese made of gold?
Yes, and it will kill Monk on contact.
Don't worry tho, it's edible cheese, so it can be used both as money and food.

Is cheese a sustainable alternative to real currency?
From a standpoint where everyone agrees to barter cheese as a valid currency worldwide and corporations start incorporating this new payment method with them, yes!... unless it's long-term, in that case, your cheese will get stinky and nobody will want it.

Why cheese?
because

Before you buy
I tested this mod in 3.0.3 only, let me know if it works in legacy because right now it just ain't booting up for me.

5 likes and I'll replace the UI gold texture.
6 Comments
E.R.I.N. 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am 
This would be infinitely better if the amount of gold were reflected by how much of the cheese wheel there is. Other than that, beautiful retexture
Asterix 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07pm 
Cheese...! for everyone.
Penultimate Chimera 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm 
Curse of Lactose Intolerance - oh wait someone already made that joke
Cirom 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13pm 
I can't believe I actually got rickrolled in the year 2022
Orion 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16pm 
Mmmm... Cheese..
Tippico 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02pm 
This mod makes Monk lactose intolerant