Worms Clan Wars

Worms Clan Wars

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Items (63)
Jerma Is Mad SpeechPack
Created by Sczrhands
Jerma get smad in tf2 why not worms?...
Gilbert Gottfried Soundbank
Created by Tentacle
This is a soundbank made up of clips from his rendition of the Aristocrats joke and his dramatic reading of "that sorority letter." Naturally, this soundbank is extremely offensive. I've done my best to mask the crappiness of the samples....
Jesse Pinkman
Created by MisterObsidian
YO, B*TCH! Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad...
Payday 2 Masks
Created by possum
Now your worms can wear the starter masks from Payday 2. Soldier = Dallas Heavy = Chains Scout = Hoxton Scientist = Wolf...
Trollface
Created by Abramoff
Trollface...
Soldier from Team Fortress 2
Created by Mario
Hey maggots, download my soundbank now soldier!...
Terry Crews Old Spice
Created by Keltsu
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET WORMS BE WITHOUT TERRY CREWS SPEECHBANK!...
Deal With It glasses
Created by disjointed
Sometimes you just have to. Enjoy! And please please PLEASE - give me some feedback, comments'n'stuff, because for me workshop's not working with the game (for whatever reason), and I'm actually can not test an item in the game....
Super Wormio Brothers
Created by Doctor Bog
Everyone's favorite Worms are now plumbers....
Mario Bros. Hats
Created by Apoc Hedgie
Hats from your favourite Italian plumbers and their evil dopplegangers to place on your favourite destructive invertebrates! (More pictures coming soon!) Mario hat for the Soldier Luigi hat for the Scout Wario hat for the Heavy Waluigi hat for the Scientis...
Wacky Cigar
Created by BenDaBaDass
Epic Wacky Cigar. (first attempt at item creation for worms) Update-Fixed the texture some....
Mario Bros Staches
Created by Apoc Hedgie
Can't have the hat without their iconic mustaches, now can we? (More pictures coming soon) Mario 'stache for the Soldier Luigi 'stache for the Scout Wario 'stache for the Heavy Waluigi 'stache for the Scientist...
Companion Cube Portal
Created by Bonjour
Companion cube from Portal to remember your dear worms...
Team Fortress 2 Hats
Created by Abramoff
Team Fortress 2 Hats Soldier - soldier Scout - scout Heavy - engineer Scientist - medic ...
Cigar
Created by BenDaBaDass
A Good ole fashioned cigar. Enjoy...
Ocarina of time
Created by floriantech
Ocarina of time from Zelda...
Slick's Pimp Hat
Created by _Kilburn
Become the most pimpin' worm in town with this stylish wide-brimmed hat. Get ALL the ladies!* Make everyone jealous of your incredible sexiness. Slap anyone who stands in your way! * results may vary...
Eggman's Mustache
Created by Apoc Hedgie
To go with the stylish Eggman goggles, now you can really egg it up!...
Headcrab
Created by Abramoff
Хедкраб (Half-Life)...
National Flag - Poland
Created by Happy Pink Pony
Let the people of the whole world will know that you come from the Poland by using the flag....
State Flag - England
Created by Happy Pink Pony
Let the Worms players will know you come from England by using this flag....
National Flag - UK
Created by Happy Pink Pony
Let the people of the whole world will know that you come from the UK by using this flag Flags are based on the previous games of Worms series...
NCR Ranger Helmet
Created by Abramoff
Шлем Рейнджера НКР / NCR Ranger Helmet (Fallout 3)...
John Madden - Moonbase Alpha
Created by Josh
See V1.1 here with many more lines and memes: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=451526215 Because Moonbase Alpha is such a great game, you should be able to hear JOHN MADDEN everywhere. If you'd like to suggest more sounds, please add ...
Eggman's Goggles
Created by Apoc Hedgie
Now you too can be the Eggman!...
Jerma985 Speechbank
Created by Walrus
This shit is cancer....
Carl Johnson (GTA San Andreas) SpeechBank
Created by Smallfoot
This is my first Speechbank. Please, leave your opinions and suggestions on the comments! :D This is a SpeechBank of Carl Johnson, the main protagonist of the game GTA San Andreas. It's made to the game Worms Clan Wars and have no commercial intentions. Th...
Ammo Crate Grave
Created by SarahWild
An ammo crate gravetone that may confuse your enemies. Want to support what I create, consider buying me some caffeine. https://i.imgur.com/yUhaETq.png...
Battle Tank Map
Created by Nappa
Tank interiors are filled with dangerous material that could cause the crew's demise if one wrong move is made. Filled with explosive shells, a flammable hot petrol engine and toxic fumes. This killing machine is a deathtrap! What better place to have worm...
Viking Yacht
Created by switcH
Version 1.0a Tell me if you see errors in the map please ! Thank you in advance and good game to all of you :)...
LCD Screen Windows Vista/7 BSOD (Gravestone)
Created by Der Speckmeister
Most Windows 7 users have seen this once or more then they have hoped for. So why not have it as a gravestone for your team of worms! As your worms never do die they just kind of....restart like you had to when seeing this message!...
Well-Rounded Rifleman
Created by Andicraft
One of the hats I originally created for Team Fortress 2, now in the world of Worms....
Majima Construction Helmet
Created by Рейни
Majima Construction Helmet from Yakuza 2....
Portal Turret Speechbank Reloaded
Created by ChronoSynth
After 2 years since the original was published, the updated Turret speech bank has arrived! (Almost) every speech event has been filled with the appropiate Turret lines!...
Missing Textures Hat
Created by Happy Pink Pony
This Hat was made by brute force. While the project is already made, the textures are not, so it will keep the purple and black checkerboard....
Monty Python SpeechBank
Created by Squadge
Monty Python SpeechBank...
Eurobeat Soundbank v1.1
Reworked my Eurobeat Soundbank (http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=697474851) no annoying drowning spam + more sounds in general...
JP2 Speechbank v1.5
Created by THUBBIN
Tak jak pan Jezus powiedział...
Wheatley Soundbank
Created by TheRogueDragonite
Wheatley VA: Stephen Merchant...
Grog's Nest
Created by [UGUF] Merkules
Ahoy thar matey! You would do well to beware t' crow's nest, it be filled with t' nastiest, most watered down grog a pirate ever held up t' his lips....
Rubber transparent latex mask
Created by Cypress
Rubber transparent latex mask (different colors and sizes!)...
Pencilbeard Keep
Created by Cailín
Another ruddy castle! Lord Hornimuss Pencilbeard of Pencilbeard Keep of House Pencilbeard has called his Pencilbeard Banners as his Keep has been infested by filfthy fucking worms! Clear out these bastards, save the hand of truth, the mighty (not penis) pe...
Chilidog Trinket
Created by Apoc Hedgie
Chilidog trinket, what else is there to say? Besides where do they keep it?...
The Sims Plumbob (Hat)
Created by Der Speckmeister
Want to know how your Worms mood is? Now you can Sims style with their very own Plumbob! Note: Plumbob cannot actually tell you how your team of worms are, nor can or do they change colour! Dont want just green Plumbobs? Then head over to the multicoloured...
Postal Dude speech bank
Created by Bobo🍕
Welcome to the Postal Dude speech bank! This mod has A total of 44 speech lines. The mod has been completed and i will not be updating it any more. ...
Wealdstone Raider
Created by A Heroic Llama
"You wan' shum? I'll give it ya!" A voice pack for Worms which uses sound only from the now somehow-famous 'Wealdstone Raider'...
Heart Eyes
Created by MBRedboy31
How cute! Your worm has hearts for eyes!...
Caramelldansen Soundbank
Created by OneViGOR
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN CARAMELLDANSEN (I just kinda like it :P) This soundbank replaces every worm sound with a snippet from everyone's favourite single! :D...
THE VOICE OF EMINEM
Created by onkel guffe
GUESS WHO'S BACK...
Cute bell
Created by Arcus
A very cute bell for very cute dragons!...
Joe Biden Speechbank
Created by dogger
Joe Biden...
Dallas - Payday 2
Created by Wild
This is the King of Crime himself, the man with the plan, the Cop Terrorizer, the Boulder to a Bulldozer, the smooth talker, the man who steals from the rich and gives to himself, the big boss of the clowns, everyone's favorite heister, Dallas....
Pinkie Pie Hair - My Little Pony
Created by Jabbathefrukt
This is the hair of the happy pony Pinkie Pie which you can use as hat in Worms Clan Wars. Enjoy...
Sentry Turret Improved Speechbank
Created by MultipleMonomials
I loved the Portal Turret Speechbank, but I wanted one which included more of the turrets' lines. So, I made my own. Nearly every sound event is filled in, using the built-in speechbanks as a guide. You'll have a hard time telling whether you're playing Wo...
Wololo
Created by Greeny
Annoy everyone with the AOE 2 Wololo taunt. Wololo when you jump Wololo when you die Wololo when armageddon comes It's the only word you know, it's the only wortd you say.... wololo...
Schnuller / pacifier / dummy
Created by msthavoc
color orange...
The Simpsons TV Gravestone
Created by MEDIC is SANDVICH
The Iconic Television From The Simpsons...
Van Darkholme - Speechbank
Created by crying julcia <3
Very satysfying, Van Darkholme's sound pack....
Shulk Speechbank
Created by Cheffy
This Speechbank's really feeling it!!! (Contains Shulk's sounds from Super Smash Bros.)...
Wakaliwood's VJ Emmie
Created by knobgoblin'
HELLO...
Fallout New Vegas NCR Speechbank
Created by Feldwebel02
A collection of generic New California Republic soldier voicelines from the game Fallout New Vegas....
Kawaii Anime Sounds
Created by floph
super cute funny kawaii anime noises and sounds...
Majora's Mask
Created by floriantech
The Majora's Mask for Majora's Mask fans! !!!You can find other items inspired by Zelda in my workshop!!!...