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Machine, Vehicle, Building, Destructible, Realistic, Fun, Electronics, Utility
Tags: Contraptions
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30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58am
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An old navy cannon used by simple inc for ceremonial purposes
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Groundhog  [author] 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18pm 
I own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
marshyT_T 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35pm 
TALLY YER LADS *cannon boom*
Groundhog  [author] 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:57pm 
indeed
Generλl Efficiency 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am 
This is hot
Pur Pur Purred P.P. Bizoon 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am 
After getting shot with a retail Glock 19 by the CIA operative, Danger has entered the afterlife... IN HELL.
Groundhog  [author] 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am 
how are you still alive?
Pur Pur Purred P.P. Bizoon 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am 
I have thought that we were in court. Could you please use your Hyper Super Mega Munitions Teleportation System to send us there?
Groundhog  [author] 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am 
*opens fire with service weapon*
Groundhog  [author] 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am 
you are resisting arrest, comply or there will be consequences.
Generλl Efficiency 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03am 
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT