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Ridiculously Explosive Arrows v2.1

Guaranteed to crash every party!

Ever wanted nuclear arrows? Or maybe some that open a rift in the space-time continuum?

How about a fork with the power of a Fus Ro Dah? Or maybe just something to finally wipe that smirk off Nazeem's face for good?

This is the mod for you.



Now on the Nexus too!

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/55278/?



What this mod does is adds nine new types of magical arrows, the Fus Roh Bow, a not-so-magical bow, edible battleaxes, and two extremely overpowered dining utensils.





-==== Arrows ====-

Explosive Arrow - Goes boom.

Very Dangerous Arrow - Very large boom. Will launch NPCs flying.

Senselessly Violent Arrow - When you really want someone gone.

ICBM - Will most definitely make people get gone. Along with their hometown.

Gravity-defying ICBM - Because why the hell not.

Painstakingly Slow Gravity-Defying ICBM - Gives you time to run.

Time-warp Beam - Opens up a rift in space-time. It kills stuff too.

Fairly Sharp Arrow - How much damage? Over 9000!

Actually Dangerous Time-warp Beam - Ten times the damage, ten times the fun!



-==== Weapons ====-

Fast bow - No longer known for it's length, your standard stick with a string now allows you to dispense chaos faster.

Shiv of Mass Destruction - It's back. Kills stuff dead. And sends them far far away.

The Tines of Power - Pretty much the same as the shiv. Only more powerful. And it's a fork.

Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker - Pretty much yeah.

Fus Roh Bow - A bow with the power to... you know what a Fus Ro Dah does.



-==== Food And Stuff ====-

Edible Battleaxes - Get 300% of your daily orichalcum!

Cyanide Flavored Bread - I like to live life dangerously.






-==== Disclaimer ====-

Not lore friendly. Probably. That is all.



-==== Requirements ====-

Skyrim

The guts to click "Subscribe".



-==== Incompatibility ====-

None that I know of. Possibly incompatible if it changes the area immediately around Warmaiden's.





-==== More Awesome Stuff ====-

Learn to Fly
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267025231

Teleportation Spellbooks
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=251054733

Lakeview Manor Expansion
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=261946753

Sniper's Crossbows
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=263121743



-==== Update Log ====-

1.0 - Original

2.0 - Added edible battleaxes, more arrows, more bows, cyanide flavored bread, TF2 references, more fun, removed Herobrine.

2.1 - Added a third care package with additional ammo, the Actually Dangerous Time-warp Beams, and locked chests to keep out nosy guards.



-==== Suggestions for Maximum Awesome ====-

- Make a save or two before you go on a killing spree. Ironically though, you could come into quite a few inheritances if you don't.

- Use in tandem with Teleportation Spells to get in and out really fast *poof* "What are you doing here milk-drinker?" *shoots arrow and disappears* "Aww snap..."

Links:

Dawnguard Infiltrator Expansion
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=263971922


"Outside the Box" Expansion
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=270225219



-==== FAQ ====-

Where is all this stuff you're talking about?

In a new chest immediately beside Warmaiden's, on the side next to Breezehome

Stuff from the update is in a second chest right next to it.



Why do all the arrows have "EA" in front of their name?

It stands for "Explosive Arrows". It's there mostly to keep everything conveniently organized and pretty in your meticulously organized inventory ;)



Is this mod particularly useful?

NO! The point isn't to be useful, it's to be fun. That's the point of video games, in my humble opinion. Not for achievements and glory in a false world, but fun. More power to you if you can manage to get something accomplished with an ICBM though.



Are there any particular reasons I should get this?

Well, if you're looking for specifics... If a guard takes a mildly explosive arrow to the knee he won't be up for Haelga's Bunkhouse anymore... I'll leave any more terrible (read: good) ideas up to you to come up with.



Can the arrows be crafted?

That may be added in an update. But honestly, you get 1000 of each type of arrow. I really hope for your sake that you won't need more than that.



Is this mod dangerous?

To you, no. You're the Dovahkiin, you do what you want. To everyone else...






Some people wanted to know how much damage the explosions do. So here they are:
I put the last digits in parentheses because I don't believe it lets you have 4 digit damage :(

Explosive Arrow - 50
Very Dangerous Arrow - 100
Senselessly Violent Arrow - 150
ICBM - 100(0)
Gravity-defying ICBM - 100(0)
Painstakingly Slow Gravity-Defying ICBM - 100(0)
Time-warp Beam - 100(0)
Fairly Sharp Arrow - 999(9)
Actually Dangerous Time-warp Beam - 999(9)



For everyone who can't find it, let me repeat myself:

Where is all this stuff you're talking about?

In a new chest immediately beside Warmaiden's, on the side next to Breezehome

Stuff from the update is in a second chest right next to it.



Latest mod is now up:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=272926714





Have fun!