Yesterday I committed a horrible sin.

Yesterday, for the third time in my life, I beat my meat. However, saying I beat the fuck out of my meat is an understatement.

Yesterday, I beat the absolute fuck out of my meat for four hours straight. I wasn’t close to ending until the end, and when it happened, I shit you not, I could swear wolves howled in the distance. I practically exploded and coated my bedsheets with gallons of man juice. I took a look at the horrors of what I had done. My bedsheets were ruined. My hand was raw at the palm from rapidly moving up and down. I knew I had sinned. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, and my right hand was coated in a layer of precum, if that’s what you call it. I had to wash my hands for 5 minutes just to get it off. I know that if there is a God, he is greatly angered at the atrocity which I have committed.

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your work as a "content creator"? that's an insult to every content creator out there.

yeah no, this is just straight trash. get your sad excuse of a channel out of here until you make something with some quality.

maybe make a guide on something where the time it takes to upload to youtube isn't 99% of the time you spent on it.

genes need a decent explainer for example

don´t give this troll any views.

The lowest of effort "tutorials"

save you a click: just don't do this ever, hatch everything and save them to use as gene mules later

Ah, an excuse to get YouTube views. How quaint...