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Deepdiver Penguin
Created by Crazybirblover
Though it is capable of surviving the icy temperatures and crushing pressure of the deep, these penguins typically don't survive the predators found down below....
Red-Crested Tweeter
Created by Crazybirblover
A surprisingly talented bird with the ability to repeat brief sentences of speech, as long as they are sarcastic or politically-charged....
Venus Flytrap
Created by Crazybirblover
A treat sure to please both insect and plant eaters!...
Pond Slip
Created by Crazybirblover
It's extremely important to clean pond slips before consuming; the pools of water they commonly live in are small, stagnant, and bacteria-ridden....
Pink Zebra Tarantula
Created by Crazybirblover
This wasn't the pink zebra companion most dragons were hoping for......
Redknee Tarantula
Created by Crazybirblover
So many knees......
Reverse Silkworm Moth
Created by Crazybirblover
Many dragons will plant moth and butterfly-friendly flowers, hoping to draw the vibrant colors of these creatures to their lair....
Southern Grass Cicada
Created by Crazybirblover
The nymph form of cicadas are flightless. This only makes them easier to catch if one is willing to dig......
Sparkling Wasp
Created by Crazybirblover
It's so pretty! OW! But it's so pretty! OW!...
Twilight Jewel Moth
Created by Crazybirblover
Traditionally served chilled. The wings can make a decorative garnish....
Ram
Created by Crazybirblover
Because 'wham' just didn't sound as good....
Red-Breasted Goose
Created by Crazybirblover
Red-breasted geese will often nest near dragon lairs. How well this strategy works depends on whether the lair is populated by Tundra or Wildclaw dragons......
Sakura Owlet
Created by Crazybirblover
For a time owls sought to build nests in the Observatory at Focal Point. They quickly stopped when their owlets began turning pink. (Special thanks ZephiraZ.)...
Spectral Bat
Created by Crazybirblover
Not a whole lot of the extraordinary here. Just a spooky bat....
Sublime Peacock
Created by Crazybirblover
This sienna-colored fowl is hunted for its unique tail feathers, the hues of which can drastically shift over the course of several years....
Steelhound Drone
Created by Crazybirblover
Contains 2000000x your daily value of iron...
Tracker Runt
Created by Crazybirblover
It's tracked its last quarry....
Vampire Bat
Created by Crazybirblover
In a stunning display of irony, this critter feeds primarily on duskflapper blood...
Wildwood Owlet
Created by Crazybirblover
This owlet evolved large, adorable eyes to deter hungry predators with its cuteness. Are you going to fall for that? (Special thanks Petrichora.)...
Incorporeal Dinner
Created by Crazybirblover
The only thing filling your stomach is guilt...
Golden-Laced Rooster
Created by Crazybirblover
With enough incentive, these roosters can reach land speeds of up to 15km an hour; this one had a lot of incentive....
Tolbunt Rooster
Created by Crazybirblover
Roosters crow frequently to communicate with their flock....
Silver-Laced Rooster
Created by Crazybirblover
There was once a play about a rooster who attempted to woo a dragon; it was a tragedy....
Blue-footed Gull
Created by Crazybirblover
They are actually purple....
Picked-Over Bones
Created by Crazybirblover
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. You’ve got a stew going!...
Coral Grouse
Created by Crazybirblover
A favorite ingredient in the recipes of carnivorous dragons....
Cuckoo
Created by Crazybirblover
cuckoos have learned that dragon nests do not provide an ideal location to leave their young....
Emperor Penguin
Created by Crazybirblover
Flocks of emperor penguins will huddle together for warmth against frigid temperatures. Tundra dragons frequently attempt to huddle with them, to mixed results....
Black Witch
Created by Crazybirblover
This wicked insect is immune to fire, so it often lures predators to their doom by flying through bursts of lava....
White Cabbage Butterfly
Created by Crazybirblover
Caution: Excessive consumption of this butterfly may cause cabbage farts. Think of your den mates...
False Leaf
Created by Crazybirblover
When they hibernate in great quantities, false leaves can make bare trees appear lush....
Fancy Rat
Created by Crazybirblover
For special occasions and anniversaries when not just any rat will do....
Flycatcher
Created by Crazybirblover
While this plant appears humble and unassuming, those who consume it know it to be ambrosia. ...
Ghostcrab
Created by Crazybirblover
This crab haunts beaches, not dragons....
Glass Cicada
Created by Crazybirblover
Durable while in the nymph form, this cicada gets its name for the shimmering, fragile wings it gains later in life...
Grouse
Created by Crazybirblover
These small birds make better food than pets; they tend to disappear!...
Humpback Anglerfish
Created by Crazybirblover
Nature, really? This is what you went with?...
Jade Peacock
Created by Crazybirblover
The tragic jade peacock has a lifespan of about two and a half years, most of which is spent nearly entirely featherless. To make matters worse, in the time of their life that these birds gain their plumage is also when they are the most tasty....
Leatherback Sea Turtle
Created by Crazybirblover
Though the shell of this turtle is actually edible as a type of jerky, it is more commonly dried for usage as a bowl or platter....
Marbled Hatchetfish
Created by Crazybirblover
Just don't mention anything about their 'abnormally-enlarged sternal region' -- it's a very sensitive subject....
Micro Goat
Created by Crazybirblover
Where's the goat?...
Lovebird
Created by Crazybirblover
Some dragons keep flocks of these birds as pets for companionship and scale-cleaning services....
Lesser Dreadram
Created by Crazybirblover
These smaller, less-imposing creatures are routinely seen in large groups flanking a single dreadram -who is itself a rare and buffed out mutation of the species....
Inferno Possum
Created by Crazybirblover
...is a really good band name....
Cursed Batling
Created by Crazybirblover
This batling was destined to meet an unfortunate end: Prophecy fulfilled!...
Green Jelly
Created by Crazybirblover
Difficult to classify...
Forestpath Rooster
Created by Crazybirblover
Be careful: this one's a double-crosser. (Special thanks to Oscillator.)...
Game Fowl
Created by Crazybirblover
Not to be confused with the similar-looking Party Fowl. (Special thanks to legendbeary.)...
Cyan Cockatoo
Created by Crazybirblover
No one is quite sure why, but this species of cockatoo mingles regularly with flocks of magenta, yellow, and black-feathered birds...
Coppercoil Spider
Created by Crazybirblover
These spiders will crawl your dragons' lair on a hunt for information....
Bark Centipede
Created by Crazybirblover
Far less threatening than the Bite Centipede....
Bar-Headed Goose
Created by Crazybirblover
So a goose walks into a bar......
Banded Rattlesnake
Created by Crazybirblover
The Banded Rattlesnake is known for congregating in ruins and temples, hoping to scare the pants off of well-known explorers that may walk by. (Special thanks to confusedPaladin!)...
Aged Carcass
Created by Crazybirblover
This creature had very little meat on its decomposing form to begin with. This is almost not even worth it....
Black Iron Spider
Created by Crazybirblover
The only thing more terrifying than a spider is a squish-proof armored spider....
Black Masked Lovebird
Created by Crazybirblover
Small bird. Big heart. Also big beak; watch out!...
Blue Honeycomb
Created by Crazybirblover
Coral Carpenter honey solidifies extremely quickly when exposed to warm air. Many crafty dragons will pour the honey into molds as a way of quickly and easily making hard candies....
Blue Jelly
Created by Crazybirblover
This block of jelly takes on the taste and characteristics of whatever it is cooked in....
Bluebite Rattler
Created by Crazybirblover
Despite warnings from their elders, rebellious dragons who chew these snakes turn an odd shade of violet before swelling up like a blueberry. Stop, don't... (Special thanks to Trickilicky!)...
Boneskitter
Created by Crazybirblover
Removing the legs before consumption is advised....
Brent Goose
Created by Crazybirblover
These menaces are dangerous in large flocks. Also dangerous in small flocks. Even one is dangerous. Don't bother these geese....
Brown River Recluse
Created by Crazybirblover
These spiders reproduce at an alarming rate. Once they infest a lair, they are difficult to remove....
Chameleon
Created by Crazybirblover
It is said that chameleons are great for determining a dragon's mood. Wrap one around your finger, watch the color change, then have a snack!...
Dusty Cicada
Created by Crazybirblover
Collecting discarded cicada shells and placing them in unexpected places in your lair is a fun pastime for you and your denmates....