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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die! Even if you read the word 'Warning,' you must continue. Seriously though, if you're still reading this and feeling scared, you need to know that this is one of the oldest and most ridiculous copypastas out there. The idea that some spooky internet message can curse you is just laughable. It's like believing in the boogeyman or that saying 'Bloody Mary' three times in a mirror will summon a ghost. If you actually think something bad will happen because of a string of text, then either you're five years old, or you seriously need to rethink your life choices.The only real curse here is wasting your time on this nonsense. It's just a cheap trick to scare people who don't know any better, and anyone who spreads it around is either trying to troll you or is just gullible themselves.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for until hours she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person who reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best of your life

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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.
Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

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the punchline is porn

Dr. Gordon Freeman

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