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A Genuine Guide to Stop Sucking... Part 2
By Tokai Teio
This guide will reveal the 3rd type of suck. I presume that you will have read the first half of the guide, "A Genuine Guide to Not Suck." If you haven't read it yet, please do so, this guide will make no sense if you didn't.
   
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So I Have Lied...
I originally stated that there was only 2 forms of suck, New Player Suck, and Bossfight Suck. However recently the 3rd form of suck has recently come to me in a vivid dream. Yeah that's right, there are now 3 forms of suck. I now present to you the 3rd type of suck...
Fool's Suck
This is the 3rd type of suck, Fool's Suck. Allow me to tell you about Fool's Suck, and how I discovered this form. This type of sucks involves the player just being a flat out idiot, ie. fighting Skeletron with a Snowball Cannon. Like are you kidding me? Why would anyone do this? I am truly baffled. I discovered this rare final form of suck in the comment section of the previous guide. If you unfortunately land this type of suck, I am truly sorry. Most people who exhibit this type of suck are people who, don't heal during a fight, not using buffs when they need to, not having the right armor for that stage of the game, not having the proper weapons for their class at that stage of the game. However yet again I have come to a conclusion on how to solve this suck.
Solution to Fool's Suck
Now this solution may seem obvious to some, but I will say it anyway. Play smarter. Yeah yeah, it's so obvious, but it is true. Just by playing NOT like an idiot, you will improve. If you fight the bosses with the proper stuff, every single time, you will beat the game much faster. You will also find that the bosses will now become significantly easier. So if you stop being a barrel of monkeys, you guys will become epic chad gamers.
Cease to Suck.
Congratulations, you have yet again made it to the end of the guide. Share this with others to stop suck globally. I long to see the day where people stop sucking at this game. I hope that I have yet again enlightened the people of this community. Have a great day gentlemen.

Here is a link to the previous guide.
7 Comments
IronPizza73 3 Oct, 2020 @ 8:09am 
after reading this I do basically all that is stated about this type of suck, however I differ from others because I just play smart enough and kill the boss anyways XD (Calamity deathmode is a different story I actually prepare super hard in that one.)
Scryie 29 Sep, 2020 @ 11:22pm 
Tokai Teio  [author] 24 Sep, 2020 @ 5:13pm 
Expert Skeletron is easy man. Maybe you didn't read the guide?
Average Righteous Bison Enjoyer 24 Sep, 2020 @ 3:43pm 
i mean, this guide, and all others, are worthless for expert skelletron
Scryie 22 Sep, 2020 @ 1:03pm 
oh
Tokai Teio  [author] 22 Sep, 2020 @ 8:15am 
You gotta click the thing man
Scryie 22 Sep, 2020 @ 5:36am 
but there's no link