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You missed one type of suck though: New Character Suck.
When you are so used to relying on all your fancy gear that you spent hours getting, then many more hours using that you keep trying to use them with a new character and keep falling into lava, down holes or getting stuck in a hole :P
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you just suck
this suck will only go away if you dedicate an extremely large amount of time to not sucking i recommend extreme cheese or if you have time practice against all the bosses till you can beat them at least 8/10 times with realistic weapons armor and buffs to have when you fight the boss
(if your fighting eoc you would use minimal armor, 100-120 health, and like a snowball canon or something and for moon man you would use shroomite and a vortex beater or phantasm) then play expert realize expert is way harder than normal and work on learning regular enemy patterns as well and then realize its still not working and then realize that crit grenade does 150~ damage and then blow yourself up and still suck
(i am exctly this kind of suck)