This is a weird game with e-girls and e-boys and some gang members mixed between, there are some people who are wholesome but they're busy hiding in the corner wondering why they're even playing this game. (other than the excessive headpatting)
First thing you wanna do is know which engine the game is made in. Its unity

Second is to wonder what the main end goal is to complete the 400 hour long story mode with lots of cutscenes and idle loading time. our goal in vrchat is to 100% the game which isnt too hard its just time comsuming.

Third thing to consider is what the hell are these cutscenes and how do i skip them? Well you simply leave you can bypass any cutscene in this game by simply walking away or joining a different server, since it is only multiplayer.

Last thing you should know is how the hell do you speed run this game, and to that i reply "Your still reading this so obviously you know how"

To start off in the speed run you need to first get trusted user rank, since its endgame. To do this simply go into a server running "The Box", or "The Great Pug" map and scream at people to add you, this boosts your rank a little, do this until you see your name is now a "New User" rank. Once at this rank head on over to unity and try making an avatar, even if you fail.

Making an avatar gives you about 90 exp each time you upload one and to get to trusted you just about need 1400~

Alright once your new shiny trusted user badge is on your name you're ready to begin the next achievment: Join a gang. Do to this Just create one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, then invite all the people you yelled at to friend you earlier to a discord server with the name of the gang you created. After you get about 1 other person you succeed in this achievement and can move on to the next one.

These are the easiest achievements to get as they require little to no effort

your next step to speed running this cancerous game is to get the Achievement: ERP this achievement is a bit difficult as it requires a small amout of personality.

The first step to getting this achivement is to hope a girl added you when you screamed at them to add you and hit them up and ask to " S e x " if you didnt get a girl to add you just join a server with the map "Void Club" and find an actual girl or a mute.

Once you have your puss its time to tame the puss. Invite your girl/mute into a private world with a bed and when they join just say "want some f u k?" and make sure your in a girl avatar with a big pp for some reason

once they say yes, just start slammin' and the achievement will be granted once you nut

Once you have the ERP, Trusted User, and Gang Leader achievement theres 2 more left to get, the "Make your own damn avatar for once" achievement and the "Banned" achievement. upon completeing these 2 that last achievement "Ultimate Chad" will be granted for 100%ing the game.

To get the "Make your own damn avatar for once" achievement just head on over to VRCMods again start downloading stuff, then smack that ♥♥♥♥ together in unity and hope it has enough power polygons to be granted the achievement. (side note a power polygon is granted every 100 polygons, and 1 particle effect, and make sure to add way too many damn shaders to burn peoples eyes as they gaze in your masculine essence)

To get the final and hardest achievement "banned" you must find someone to give you a client, (a client is a modded verison of vrchat that is not legal by the games cops) once you have a client, hope to god it has a forcekick module, then simply join a server and force kick someone and you will be granted the achievement. If the client you got dosent have forcekick, just find one and talk to an admin of vrchat in the discord and tell him how cool it is and make sure to say your name on vrchat a lot. If you cant seem to find a client for your life, just find Tupper and bully him, make sure to be racist.

if your reading this then, congrats you've sped through vrchat in about 10 hours instead of the intended 1000 hours, or if your reading this then you skipped through the end and didnt even realize all the sections in this guide are to just start. anyway if you enjoyed this random post and even maybe followed through be sure to go die in a hole filled with the remains of the damned


















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