Black Mesa

Black Mesa

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BETA Tobey Maguire's Crowbar(I had to beat an old lady with a stick)
   
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17 Aug, 2020 @ 2:04pm
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BETA Tobey Maguire's Crowbar(I had to beat an old lady with a stick)

Description
Is that Annoying Marine or stupid old Scientist not giving you your rightful priviledge to have Cranberry sauce well...Just beat them to death with your handy dandy Tobey Maguire Crowbar and humiliate them at the same time!

THIS MOD IS IN BETA this is the only working version of the mod that I have tested Which means it probably isn't compatible with other sound mods or The Pizza Time Sound Mod BUT I will update this mod in the near future!
If you notice any sounds are different that is because I am using Monika's Beefy Weapons Sounds as a base cause they are better scrubs. I have edited some sounds out of MBWS replacing them with stock cause they are better scrubs.

-What does this mod even do?-

This mod replaces Gordon Freeman's famous lovely but boring Crowbar *SWISH* with Tobey Maguire's lovely "I had to beat an old lady with a stick" from Spider-Man 2!

Replaced Hit Sound:

-Crowbar- I had to beat an old lady with a stick

No surprises there.


-Now how do even install this mod?-

-First of all you'll need a Custom folder if you don't have one check out this guide by Citizen:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=502670746

-If you have one follow this search path: C:/Programs Files (x86)/Steam/steamapps/workshop/content/362890/2200801799/

-Inside is the mod: IHadToBeatAnOldLadyWithAStick (caps bois)

-Copy it and paste it inside your Custom folder

-Then boot up Black Mesa and enjoy Tobey Maguire's beautiful voice.

-If the sounds don't play you will need to type "snd_restart" UNSUBSCRIBE! I would HIGHLY SUGGEST you Unsubscribe then you don't have to type "snd_restart" every time you open Black Mesa and No, it will not uninstall the mod you have to delete it manually.

I am willing to make any bug fixes if a sound doesn't play please check the console and tell me the name like: /IHadToBeatAnOldLadyWithAStick/(missing sound).wav I will fix it or DIY I am not kidding if you want me to change the Glock firing sound to stock I will not do it so keep it real!

If you don't like the I had to beat an old lady with a stick sounds die or check out Monika's Beefy Weapon Sounds: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1954333932 the same beefy sounds and no Cranberries.

Also don't like Black Mesa's basic particles check out Black MesaPEP pack: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1945786736

Like this mod? Check out the Pizza Time Sound Mod for more hot pictures of Tobey Maguire! :https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2162803785

and No the "I had to beat an old lady with a stick" Crowbar doesn't come with it. lol lies
I had to beat an old lady with a stick Included unlike those batteries dang!

Thank you RainbowBacon! for another epic I had to beat an old lady with a stick thumbnail!
19 Comments
atori_sf  [author] 31 May, 2024 @ 10:26pm 
Life is nought without pain and cranberries :)
Limestar 31 May, 2024 @ 9:24pm 
this has caused me a great deal of headache but great mod :steamthumbsup:
atori_sf  [author] 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm 
This is my own version of MBWS, not the original, I just prefer it. Also it's barely sneaky, just read the description...:lunar2019deadpanpig:
friend of the slug 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm 
the idea is funny but i skipped the part in your description where you said you overwrote all the goddamn weapon sounds outside of the crowbar. why??? just lost 10 minutes of my life trying to track down the mod that was breaking half of my other mods. just link the other weapon sound pack instead of sneakily putting it in this unrelated little mod. ugh.
atori_sf  [author] 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:37pm 
I like that to but I think spamming is more annoying lol:lunar2019deadpanpig:
Doctos 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:31pm 
How about whenever you pull out the weapon it says I had to beat an old lady with a stick instead of it being the firing sound
atori_sf  [author] 2 Aug, 2021 @ 3:01pm 
lol Tobey is best cranberry acquirer
Krychur 2 Aug, 2021 @ 1:25pm 
hey, everyone! sorry for the wait, I had to beat an old headcrab with a crowbar to get these donuts.
atori_sf  [author] 7 Nov, 2020 @ 12:09pm 
It's all happening!
Max 7 Nov, 2020 @ 10:44am 
Spiderverse Confirmed