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OK, Here’s The ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Deal

Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Crab Truckers is a role-playing game
about Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Crabs. Or Crab-People. Some ♥♥♥♥ like
that. Anyway, they’re real ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ big. We’re talking as big as a
big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ trucker, maybe 300 lb, but square, with beady
♥♥♥♥♥♥’ eyes, 8 legs and a pair of pincers as heavy as a bag of
♥♥♥♥♥♥’ plutonium clawhammers. Yeah, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ big.

And they truck. Yeah, they drive ♥♥♥♥ across the desert to please
their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Crab Goddess. And they truck in heavy,
chromed trucks with lots of ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ wheels, rasping engines and
big ol’ cabs. The sorts of cabs that could fit 300 lb square, heavy
set, big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ crabs in it. And they are the ♥♥♥♥.

So, why do they do it? It’s in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ nature. When you’re
a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ crab, drivin’ a truck all day you get a lot of time to
turn things over in your mind. And listen to religious radio too.
And it gets you thinkin’ about where you fit in on the great wheel
of life. And then you get religion. And to a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’
crab, religion don’t get much higher than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Crab
Goddess who resides on that wonderously beautiful and most
sacred place: Crab Mountain. And what she says, goes. Word.

And if that’s 3000 wedding dresses to a city you ain’t never heard
of by tomorrow night? Then that’s what it ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ is. And you will
truck it there, and you will like it, and you will pull an all-day and
all-night ride to ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ do it. You will fight off the rabid ♥♥♥♥♥♥’
cut-throats, thieves, cops and all-other-manner-of-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazies
that line the road. Because those wedding dresses, or whatever the
♥♥♥♥ it is that the Crab Goddess said had to get there, got to get
there. It’s their destiny. And you’re a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ destiny
maker, wrapped up in the body of a 300 lb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ crab.

“𝒪𝒽, 𝑀𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃’ 𝒞𝓇𝒶𝒷 𝒢𝑜𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈.
𝒲𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃’ 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓉!”