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Gex

Gex the Gecko from the blockbuster series, Gex on Playstation. Gex is back, but this time not to pursue Rez, but more to kick back and relax to play some games in the realm of Tower Unite. Outdated anecdotes and non-sequiturs not included.

If you plan on using him as an NPC, feel free to use the following as a headshot: https://i.imgur.com/l5y2VTO.jpg

Starter lines to use for said NPC:
Intro:
Who needs friends when you've got TV?
Gex is the name, channel surfing's my game
Hey y'all, Gex here!

Leaving:
Lickin' my way to the top!
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You're no fun, you fall over!
Here's GEXY!

Talking:
Ah, to see the world as Keith Richards does.
Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor's.
I haven't seen interior decorating this gawdy since Gene Simmons' house.
And to think if Zuckerburg wasn't shoved into lockers in high school, we wouldn't have Facebook.
I haven't seen anything this disappointing since No Man's Sky's release.
I haven't seen this many furries since that one CSI episode.
!GhooOoOoOooost!
At the rate we're going, I'll finally get a new game before Star Citizen is finished.
Subscribed to Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Youtube Red, Amazon Prime, Apple TV, and Paramount+, yet still nothing to watch.
For the millionth time, I don't sell car insurance!
You've reached the Hero of Time hotline, you resurrect 'em, we dissect 'em!
Twitch Streaming? Back in my day, that was a urinary tract problem.
Internet killed the video star! @It was revenge for radio.
I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough.
Eight rations for the basketball droid! Final offer!
Uhhh, Chief, mind telling me what you're doing?
Finally, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
This is harder than finding stuff to break at Fred Durst's house
NFT? Why would I want a non-flushable turd?
So, what about breakfast at Tiffany's?
And if you look through the north side window, you will see a scenic view of ♥♥♥♥'s Sporting Goods and a Dunkin Donuts.
Let's Pokemon go to the polls!