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The Procession to Calvary Walkthrough

By Joe Richardson

A guide to completing The Procession to Calvary (murder-free)

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Category: Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:34am

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Guide Index

Overview

Before You Begin

Leaving the North

Enter Town

Get to the Basilica

Find Bribe #1 (necklace)

Find Bribe #2 (boy)

Find Bribe #3 (crown)

Find Bribe #4 (brooch)

Fix the Brooch

Kill Peter

Alternate Endings

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Before You Begin

To succeed in your task of bringing Heavenly Peter to justice, you must reach him without doing any murders. If at any point you do kill someone, word of your deeds will spread quickly, townspeople will stop offering you their support, and the only way forward will be to continue killing anyone who stands in your way...

Leaving the North

Pick up the scissors from the hanging corpse to the left of the generals
Talk to Immortal John, ask him about murders until he gives you your mission
Talk to each of the invalids outside the field hospital
Go back and pick up the socks from the nude men on the shore
Give the scissors to Invalid 1
Pat Invalid 2 on the head
Give the socks to Invalid 3
Ask the cripple for his crutches
Give the crutches to the boatman
Cut the rope with your sword (right click to draw your sword).

Enter Town

Follow the path up the hill to the left of the scene
Use your sword on the Suspiciously Hotspot-y Post to the left of the crucifixion scene
Pick up the wheel
Follow the path to the distant hill
Ask the bowman if he's ever going to shoot the dang apple
Pick up the apple
Return to the donkey lady and give her the apple and the wheel

Get to the Basilica

Talk to boatman, ask if he can take you to the church
Talk to magician, ask about his tricks, then ask if he will teach you to walk on water
Exit back through the town gate and take the right path over the bridge, to the graveyard
Pick some berries
Go back and give the berries to the magician
Give the boat pass to the boatman

Find Bribe #1 (necklace)

Enter the theatre (the door in the bottom-right corner of the main town square)
Ask the tall lady about the talent show and how the winner is selected
Return to the town square and enter the door closest to the boatman
Talk to the dressmakers, ask them to make you a dress
Talk to the composer, ask for a song
Examine the music – this will show you the correct order to sing the words in later
Continue to the far left of the scene and jump in water
QUICKLY - Stab fish with your sword before it flops off
Pick up the fish
Return to the dressmakers to pick up your dress
Return to the theatre, ask to enter the talent contest
Sing the word in the correct order (lines 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4)

Find Bribe #2 (boy)

Enter the door behind the empty tables in the town square, then take the door on the left
Ask the snuff sniffer for a bump of snuff
Go back to the crucifixion scene and talk to the magician
Retrieve the bones from the graveyard
Give the snuff to the 'metrognome' in the torture scene
Pick up the pliers
Give the pliers and bones to the magician
Return to the graveyard, talk to the man in the cave
Tell him to push from his side, then push as the rock shakes
Enter the cave and pick up the boy

Find Bribe #3 (crown)

Pick up the lamb from the altar
Give the lamb to the (not so) dead guy in the graveyard in exchange for his book
Go to the library (the door behind the empty tables in the town square, then the door on the right)
Give the book to the library

Find Bribe #4 (brooch)

Return to the corridor, then enter the door on the left
Talk to the man sniffing snuff in the middle of the room
Ask about the treasure map until he gives you a treasure map
Examine the map, this shows you where to find the treasure
Enter the gallery (the second door from the left in the town square)
Examine the painting that looks like the map (to the left of the door to the back room)
Click on the spot marked by the X on the map to reveal the safe
Return to the cave and take some bugs from the barrel
Give the bugs to the skunk in the crucifixion scene
Let the skunk follow you back the where you got the treasure map
Give the skunk a poke to release it's gas and trigger the opening of the window
Walk around to the other side of the window, then pick up the key
Return to the safe in the gallery and use the key to open it

Fix the Brooch

Return to the cave and enter the back room
Talk to the bird-man about pearls and riddles
The solution to the riddle is found within the paintings in the gallery (a skull)
Take a severed head from the woman in the crucifixion scene
Put the head in the barrel full of bugs in the cave
Take the head back out of the barrel, half consumed
Repeat this process one more time to get the skull
Put the skull on the altar, then tell the bird-man you have made a sacrifice
Pick up your pearl
Give this to the girl with the amethyst earring (the door behind the empty tables in the town square)
Combine the amethyst and the brooch

Kill Peter

Give your bribes to the bishops
Kill Peter

Alternate Endings

There are two alternate endings. To reach the first, follow the steps above until you meet Heavenly Peter, then talk to him instead of murdering him. Accept his offer of great riches. Two reach the second alternate ending, simply murder someone (or everyone who stands in your way) before reaching Heavenly Peter...

20 Comments

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LostArtZero 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00pm

thanks, the map was stumping me

Chayoneko 8 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39am

Great walkthrough! Thanks a lot!

GrumblePug 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

This was a great game! Thank you so much!

Mrneotokio 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:27pm

woah thanks i love this game

mimar 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Put it INTO the crypt with Martin Luther. Ie eyeball MLuther IN crypt, (where you have tried to TAKE the book).

киси писингсон 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:56am

What you mean with "guy in graveyard"? Poor Steeve? Im giving Lamb to him, but nothing happens.

mimar 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41pm

On my second playthru (16 hours) about to pass the Cardinals to see H. Pete. In my first, I wound up KILLING everything I could (in frustration). This second attempt I had gotten all but the Broach. Never thinking my friend the skunk was a necessity to follow me ( I then read this Guide)to find another way of approach to gain the key. Then lots of trouble getting the HAND to appear over the map. SHHHEEESH!

With lots of thought into your puzzles (loved 4 Last as well), I am oft times troubled and frustrated. But when I DO FIND the answer, there is a smile of satisfaction on my face. But to think that I had to have the skunk follow?

I do look foward to the next title Death of the R. When do expect it's release?

shau--ni 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

@Flouiz

Concerning the riddle...
"From crucifixion they oft derive" - means we have to look for crucifixion's scenes at the gallery.
"In Jan's there's one" - Jan Provoost [Jean Provost] 's painting is at the far right of the room.
"Antonello's, five" - Antonello de Messina's painting is a small one downward of the room.
"Search Pete's to find another one" - Peter Gertner's is right to the guard.
"But altas, Cornelis features none" - Cornelis Engebrechtsz's is next to the two ladies.

As said in the guide, the answer is "a skull".
The riddle also hint you where to start looking for it.

zwis 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

how to examine the music? I'm having trouble with that

BernieS 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:33pm

If you do bribe #2 before bribe #1, does that make you stuck in the game? I am unable to progress, all the doors in the city are shut now.

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