But in fact Mars is mario shaped

lmao human moment

it aint even a doughnut...

MARS ISNT FLAT!

Everyone knows mars isn't flat, its clearly a doughnut.

i build a dome far away took a rocket ful of idiots and cut the wires

lmao, thats cringe...
ppl never change

> The only way to save your population from a plague of malfunctions is to let them leave
> on their plywood rocket and blow themselves up.
Don't worry, if you play your cards right, that's exactly what will happen. . Then you have the option of saying what amounts to "Ha ha!".

@C.DEF This vignette is based on the real-life Flat Earth Society, so like real life, some of the major members eventually make a home-made rocket to "prove the Earth/Mars is flat", which explodes spectacularly with them inside because home-made rocket made by idiots.

I have an idea!

Built a triangle dome over a rare metals deposit and stick em in it, then cut off all access to the rest of the colony and slowly ween off oxygen and water, just keeping him barely alive. Wait for it to get really cold and cut off everything at once so he dies of Dehydration, Starvation, Hypothermia, and Suffocation. After he is dead, dismantle the dome and build a rare metal extractor, take those metals and ship them to earth in a ship that recently carried people to Mars so that the very "soil" he died on disproves his theory of a flat Mars.