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Red's Chambers [:01:] | Stacking to New Heights! [:PeTI:]

Rederick Crown Presents:
-Red's Chambers.

-Starting with Chamber 1 Stacking to New Heights!

*Hello?, is this thing On? [Mic-Tabbing] [Gibberish] Oh it is? [More-Gibberish] One way Communication-Device?, How'em I supposed to know that?! [Even-More-Gibberish] Flashing.-.Green.-.Light, Ooh, [Sudden Realization].

*Well, so much for First Impressions, Any-back to it, I'm Red and your going to be going though How did I call them again? [Even-Even-More-Gibberish], Right that's a Stupid Name who came out with it? [Sigh-in-Gibberish] Me?!

*This is just getting better and better, As I wanted to say from the Beginning [Throat-Clear].

*Welcome to Red's Chambers, I'm Red and this is a Soon or not so Soon to be a series of Good looking and Fully Functioning! [Off mic] (What's that?-oh-aha-right-Ahem-hm-HMM-Ah-ugh) [On Mic] *Right as We-were saying Mostly Functioning Chambers.

*That are 2 Potato- Batteries Proved, Trust us, we would know, since it was made from one, or does it count as two? eh-Hmm, oh-right to Wrap things up, now-wher-I-ugh-put-ith [Rummaging] Lemme see here, what was the page again? [Pages being flipped], 'Hope to see you here' I mean not here but there 'In the test Chamber.'

*Also Watch out for 'Panels' they seem to be Hungry for 'Frank 'N' En' but in the case of it happening do not panic, Use their more attractive 'Turred', and if you some how manage to fry it on the laser, Lord help you [Short-Pause],

*Since we didn't install a two way door in this dimension, and we Frankly don't want to touch your unknown Bio-structure, and that'll be all, hope to see you soon in the next 'Test Chamber' if you aren't already stuck in the first one, This was Red, signing out!.

*[Bump]-[Off Mic] (What do you mean you hope that the Subject dies? [Gibberish] We been over this, [More-Gibberish] Hmm-What Do you mean Am Flashing Red, I'm not {EVEN}!, {ANGRY ENOUGH} TO-BE-FLASHING-RRREEEEDDH! [Deep-Breaths],

*Oh you meant the Red Flashing Light, , ,OoOoO-hhh-[Short-Pause]-aaAaA-hhh-for-F-[Beep].