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Dota 2 but the shop keeper is drunk

AKA: Dota 2 but items are integers 1 - 40

Some abussive/alchoholic heroes were banned. (Except brew)

Late game damage items were buffed, due to the circumstances.

Lore:
As the great apple has taught us, expensive does not equal quality.
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