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Brain Tumours Cooperative

Hello, test subject!
If you don't already know me, I'm Cave Johnson.
And if you're hearing this, I'm more than likely to be dead.
Anyway, we have a new test for you here that we'd like you to solve, for science of course.
This test with mess with your head while implanting a brain tumour into your head.
Not literally, but figuratively. You know what I mean, right?
Good luck.
And our scientists will be monitoring you to see how dedicated you are to the progression of science, so look alive out there.
Even if they evaluate you with a low test score, I'll be sure to give them a slight hint into changing your test results into a more-
*coughs*
- respectful and, at the same time, sympathetic for your efforts.
Now, get out there and show that science is truly the future of humanity.
*off mic* Why do we even address the subject before testing? It's not like they can respond back to us, even so we wouldn't even be able to hear them if they say anything...
Wait, is that thing still on? Son of a bi-
*mic cuts off*