ALRIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU KNOW THIS.
HUO-LONG IS THE BEST. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLAMES SPYCHECK FOR YOU, YOU DON'T NEED A GAY PYRO ♥♥♥♥.

ALWAYS USE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DALOKOHS BAR. CAN'T ACCIDENTALLY THROW IT TO FEED PEOPLE YOUR ♥♥♥♥, AND IT ISN'T SOME GAY SHOTGUN.
NEVER USE THE SANDVICH. MEDICS WILL ASK YOU FOR IT WHEN THEY GET HURT. THAT'S A BIT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IRONIC MISTER HEALY ♥♥♥♥.

ALWAYS USE THE EVICTION NOTICE SO YOU CAN BEAT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF ♥♥♥♥♥.
IT HURTS SO HARD.

GIBUS IS BEST HAT, IT'S ABE LINCOLN'S HAT OBVIOUSLY.
PYROVISION LETS YOU SEE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE THE LSD.
MERCENARY BADGE IS GOOD ♥♥♥♥, PEOPLE CAN TELL YOU WERE EARLIER COMING IN TO TF2 THAN THEM AND YOU ARE MASTER.

YOU CAN ALWAYS KILL ANY PLAYER WITH YOUR HUO-LONG HEATER NO MATTER WHAT. SHORT RANGE THEY TAKE MORE DAMAGE, AND LONG RANGE THEY DIE QUICKLY BECAUSE BULLETS ARE BIG AND DO LOTS OF DAMAGE. THE MINIGUN IS ACTUALLY THE DEATH MACHINE FROM BLACK OPS 3 AND SO IT CN GIVE YOU YOUR AC-130 IN LITERALLY SECONDS.

ANY MEDIC THAT WON'T GIVE YOU AN UBER IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY SPAWN IS LITERALLY HITLER.

NOW YOU'RE A GOOD HEAVY. GO SHOOT SOME ♥♥♥♥.
THANK ME LATER.