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The thrill of racing is something I think we can all enjoy. That’s why we at Midas Inc. host the monthy death race every second monday. You’ve probably seen it on TV.

Anyway, who cares, right? Well check out this gun that we’re just GIVING away to contestants! Why is it so high tech? Well our advanced Stabil-Shot tech analyzes things like recoil, wind, and the vibrations of a car going 110 miles per hour, to makes sure that by the fifth bullet you’ll be shooting the beads of sweat off other contestants. (Actually, don't. Nobody likes a show off. I'm just saying our tech is really that good. You could, but you shouldn't, right? But you COULD.) Anyway, it's perfect for firing out the window of your car, and we're just running out of space for these guns, so sign up for death race why dont'cha? Pretty please? I like to think that we're too refined to reinstate the death race draft of 2054, but we will. - Timothy Price, Midas CEO

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